I had a dream last night that I was back in school. I looked at my schedule and had five classes, one of which I never signed up for during registration. I went to that class, and according to the professor, I was supposed to be a student aid for a particular person who had trouble with the material. Problem is, I didn't know who it was. The professor didn't tell me, the student didn't come forward, so I just left the classroom in the middle of lecture.
I appeared back at my high school. Apparently I wanted to take classes there for fun (what the HELL?). I talked to a woman about doing so, and she grabbed a piece of paper and wrote down a ton of stuff at breakneck speed. When she finished, she showed me a potential schedule that had me taking three high school classes per semester. Somehow, these classes would transfer to the college level and help me complete my degree even faster. Glancing over the classes, I saw MATH 200 written down and thought hell nooo, promptly telling the woman "no thanks" and leaving the school.
There was a scandal in there somewhere, too, but I can't remember it.
Edit: I just remembered what the scandal may've been. There were lots of people in the school who were missing hands. I don't know how they lost them, but it was an odd sight, seeing most people with a tapered wrist and nothing more.
Edit 2: Come to think of it, only males were missing hands. How sketchy.