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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2550 on: September 11, 2013, 02:23:17 am »
I am not sure that this is the most appropriate place for this, but I received my first topless pic from a friend last night. I say that because it wasn't meant to be sexual in nature.
How is a topless pic non-sexual?


"Does this look normal?"
"Check out my new tattoo/piercing."
"Look how much weight I've gained/lost."
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"Are these bug bites, or a rash?"
The middle three are all sexual. Especially the piercing, since the only one you have to get topless to show is nipples.
I had actually asked about her new piercings, and we both agree that breasts shouldn't be as sexualized as they are. So in that regard, no, it was not sexual in nature.

Though I'd be lying if I said there wasn't some tension between us.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2551 on: September 11, 2013, 02:36:56 am »
I am not sure that this is the most appropriate place for this, but I received my first topless pic from a friend last night. I say that because it wasn't meant to be sexual in nature.
How is a topless pic non-sexual?


"Does this look normal?"
"Check out my new tattoo/piercing."
"Look how much weight I've gained/lost."
"I look awesome!"
"Are these bug bites, or a rash?"
The middle three are all sexual. Especially the piercing, since the only one you have to get topless to show is nipples.
I had actually asked about her new piercings, and we both agree that breasts shouldn't be as sexualized as they are. So in that regard, no, it was not sexual in nature.

Though I'd be lying if I said there wasn't some tension between us.
I would not consider the weight gain/loss and tattoo/piercing pics to be sexual either. At least not automatically. ANYTHING can be sexual depending on context.

The "I look awesome" topless picture is the one I'd consider having sexual undertones if sent by a woman. (I know, double standard, but since the pic could be sent with her wearing a bra and have the same "look at my muscles" effect.)

Also: My wife wanted to add that a topless picture of someone breastfeeding a baby would also be in the "not sexual" category. Though I'm not sure how often pics like that are sent.

And there is a fetish for that and- OW! Brainbleach!
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2552 on: September 11, 2013, 02:40:55 am »
I went with a friend to go walk a dog at 1:00 AM. Said dog is a husky that's 30% wolf, very massive and intimidating. He's also extremely timid and scared of random stuff, and he damn near ran away from me when I tried to approach him the first time.

But eventually he warmed up to me and legit smiled when I was petting him.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2553 on: September 11, 2013, 02:53:42 am »
I made my first batch of vegan ice cream today.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2554 on: September 11, 2013, 08:31:31 am »
I made my first batch of vegan ice cream today.

How the hell did you manage that?
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2555 on: September 11, 2013, 08:38:49 am »
Made plans to go up to London for New Years Eve with my best friend.

I know it's ridiculously early, but it just randomly popped into my head that i've never been to London for the New Years Eve fireworks before. Which is pretty shameful considering how close I live to London.

Plus, I don't want to spend yet another depressing New Years Eve stuck at home doing fuck all.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2556 on: September 11, 2013, 12:09:56 pm »
I made my first batch of vegan ice cream today.

How the hell did you manage that?

If it's the kind I'm thinking of, it involves using tofu instead of dairy.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2557 on: September 11, 2013, 12:13:43 pm »
I made my first batch of vegan ice cream today.

How the hell did you manage that?

If it's the kind I'm thinking of, it involves using tofu instead of dairy.

That sounds absolutely terrible. Even worse than my initial assumption of soy milk, and let me tell you, I absolutely fucking despise soy milk.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2558 on: September 11, 2013, 01:54:02 pm »
I made my first batch of vegan ice cream today.

How the hell did you manage that?

If it's the kind I'm thinking of, it involves using tofu instead of dairy.

That sounds absolutely terrible. Even worse than my initial assumption of soy milk, and let me tell you, I absolutely fucking despise soy milk.

I can't tolerate milk of any kind.  I can do dairy products like cheese and ice cream, just not the liquid itself.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2559 on: September 11, 2013, 02:04:13 pm »
I made my first batch of vegan ice cream today.

How the hell did you manage that?

If it's the kind I'm thinking of, it involves using tofu instead of dairy.

That sounds absolutely terrible. Even worse than my initial assumption of soy milk, and let me tell you, I absolutely fucking despise soy milk.

I can't tolerate milk of any kind.  I can do dairy products like cheese and ice cream, just not the liquid itself.

Plain soya milk is disgusting, but I actually really like the chocolate flavoured soya milk. It has this sort of nutty aftertaste that's really nice.

So I think that soya ice cream would be nice as long as it's flavoured. Which it obviously will be, because even dairy ice cream has some kind of flavouring added to it.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2560 on: September 11, 2013, 04:22:01 pm »
I made my first batch of vegan ice cream today.

How the hell did you manage that?

If it's the kind I'm thinking of, it involves using tofu instead of dairy.

That sounds absolutely terrible. Even worse than my initial assumption of soy milk, and let me tell you, I absolutely fucking despise soy milk.

I can't tolerate milk of any kind.  I can do dairy products like cheese and ice cream, just not the liquid itself.

Plain soya milk is disgusting, but I actually really like the chocolate flavoured soya milk. It has this sort of nutty aftertaste that's really nice.

So I think that soya ice cream would be nice as long as it's flavoured. Which it obviously will be, because even dairy ice cream has some kind of flavouring added to it.

Bananas, cocoa powder, coconut milk and a huge-ass dollop of vegan chocolate spread.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2561 on: September 11, 2013, 04:37:41 pm »
I made my first batch of vegan ice cream today.

How the hell did you manage that?

If it's the kind I'm thinking of, it involves using tofu instead of dairy.

That sounds absolutely terrible. Even worse than my initial assumption of soy milk, and let me tell you, I absolutely fucking despise soy milk.

I can't tolerate milk of any kind.  I can do dairy products like cheese and ice cream, just not the liquid itself.

Plain soya milk is disgusting, but I actually really like the chocolate flavoured soya milk. It has this sort of nutty aftertaste that's really nice.

So I think that soya ice cream would be nice as long as it's flavoured. Which it obviously will be, because even dairy ice cream has some kind of flavouring added to it.

Bananas, cocoa powder, coconut milk and a huge-ass dollop of vegan chocolate spread.

That sounds delicious.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2562 on: September 11, 2013, 04:56:40 pm »
I am not sure that this is the most appropriate place for this, but I received my first topless pic from a friend last night. I say that because it wasn't meant to be sexual in nature.
How is a topless pic non-sexual?


"Does this look normal?"
"Check out my new tattoo/piercing."
"Look how much weight I've gained/lost."
"I look awesome!"
"Are these bug bites, or a rash?"
The middle three are all sexual. Especially the piercing, since the only one you have to get topless to show is nipples.
I had actually asked about her new piercings, and we both agree that breasts shouldn't be as sexualized as they are. So in that regard, no, it was not sexual in nature.

Though I'd be lying if I said there wasn't some tension between us.
I agree they shouldn't be, but that said, I'd still be turned on, because I see them that way.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2563 on: September 11, 2013, 05:18:14 pm »
I made my first batch of vegan ice cream today.

How the hell did you manage that?

If it's the kind I'm thinking of, it involves using tofu instead of dairy.

That sounds absolutely terrible. Even worse than my initial assumption of soy milk, and let me tell you, I absolutely fucking despise soy milk.

I can't tolerate milk of any kind.  I can do dairy products like cheese and ice cream, just not the liquid itself.

Plain soya milk is disgusting, but I actually really like the chocolate flavoured soya milk. It has this sort of nutty aftertaste that's really nice.

So I think that soya ice cream would be nice as long as it's flavoured. Which it obviously will be, because even dairy ice cream has some kind of flavouring added to it.

Bananas, cocoa powder, coconut milk and a huge-ass dollop of vegan chocolate spread.

That sounds delicious.

It is. Five bananas, a cup of coconut milk, two tablespoons of cocoa powder and a heaped tablespoon of vegan chocolate spread, blended for five minutes and then frozen for 4+ hours. You could even use the unfrozen mixture as a really decadent chocolate sauce or dessert.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2564 on: September 12, 2013, 01:04:01 am »
I went to see my shrink today and when I got home my cat and dog had decided to tolerate each other so they could greet me at the same time. So I hugged my smiling Shepherd-Doberman mix while my 18lb cat stood on my shoulder and purred in my ear.
Also I went two hours without adding to the Bad Thoughts Jar, which for me is fucking fantastic.
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