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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3000 on: January 21, 2014, 06:06:58 am »
Class is canceled today! Fuck you, 6 am wakeup!
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Quote from: lord gibbon on January 11, 2016, 12:42:28 am
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3001 on: January 21, 2014, 11:24:34 am »
I didn't go into work early in the morning just because my mother blindly said "Yes" when the CFO asked if I would be yesterday.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3002 on: January 21, 2014, 04:16:23 pm »
Quote from: Sleepy on January 21, 2014, 06:06:58 am
Class is canceled today! Fuck you, 6 am wakeup!

I wish work was canceled for the day.

Ironbite-I mean it basically was but still wish I didn't need to go in.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3003 on: January 22, 2014, 01:26:36 am »
1) 'Embers' is over.
2) Had some edamame.
3) Unclogged the espresso machine. Now it steams!
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3004 on: January 22, 2014, 07:42:10 pm »
My Harry Dresden shield bracelet and glove came!
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3005 on: January 23, 2014, 06:45:51 am »
I got laid. Jesus Mary mother of fuck I needed that.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3006 on: January 23, 2014, 07:20:15 am »
Gratz, Dodongo.

In other news, there was a guy in a panda costume at lunch, doing guy in a panda costume things. I didn't see him until I was two meters in front of him. After a second of shock, I had to laugh for minutes straight.

I wanted to go back and hug him a bit after I had eaten, but he was gone. SO CUDDLY!
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3007 on: January 23, 2014, 12:29:21 pm »
Justin Bieber got arrested for drunk drag racing in Miami.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3008 on: January 23, 2014, 12:37:06 pm »
I'd like to think that he'll rot in prison, but we all know he's too important for such nonsense.
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Quote from: lord gibbon on January 11, 2016, 12:42:28 am
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3009 on: January 23, 2014, 12:51:16 pm »
Quote from: Sleepy on January 23, 2014, 12:37:06 pm
I'd like to think that he'll rot in prison, but we all know he's too important for such nonsense.

Oh, I don't doubt that he'll probably get off with just a fine. But I'm just happy that he actually got put in cuffs and tossed in a drunk tank for the first time. And it was my state that did it.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3010 on: January 23, 2014, 01:23:26 pm »
Well when he gets out, the station that did throw him in the tank will apologize then find 2 black kids to brutally murder to balance it out.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3011 on: January 23, 2014, 04:15:26 pm »
Quote from: ironbite on January 23, 2014, 01:23:26 pm
Well when he gets out, the station that did throw him in the tank will apologize then find 2 black kids to brutally murder to balance it out.
Not sure if trolling or depressingly accurate.  :(
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3012 on: January 23, 2014, 07:19:02 pm »
My new laptop screen came in the mail today, and I successfully replaced it on my own. It's working perfectly.

Cost of having a repair shop replace it: Roughly $250, mostly for "two hours of labour" and "diagnostics".

Cost of doing it myself: Less than $100, including shipping and handling. "Labour" amounted to about 20 minutes of work, most of which involved trying to find the correct screwdriver to fit the tiny screws. "Diagnostics" involved the highly complex procedure of turning the computer on to make sure the screen was working. Well, that and comparing the part numbers & dicking around with display/resolution to be certain that everything was kosher.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3013 on: January 23, 2014, 08:28:47 pm »
Congrats, Mlle!
This is why I love tools and working with all kinds of stuff, mechanical, electrical, home repair, building stuff in general. Most of it is simple. And divinely satisfying to do it yourself.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #3014 on: January 23, 2014, 10:52:45 pm »
The "load more" button on my Youtube subscriptions page is finally back.
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