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Today in opulence and pointless shit. . .
« on: July 12, 2012, 02:14:00 pm »
I present you a car wrapped in leather:

http://www.upscalehype.com/2011/09/ferrari-f430-wrapped-in-black-leather/



I don't know what's worse, this car or that car from Abu Dhabi made from solid gold:

http://www.greenprophet.com/2010/03/white-gold-mercedes/



Oh wait, there is a bulletproof SUV with interiors made from whale penis:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1221947/Revealed-The-1mn-bullet-proof-SUV-thats-cheap-compared-vodka-comes-it.html

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Quote from: Her3tiK on February 09, 2012, 05:34:14 pm
That may be the single gayest thing I have ever read on this board. Or the old one. ;)

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Re: Today in opulence and pointless shit. . .
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2012, 02:23:09 pm »
Hey you obscenely rich folks... how about donating some of that money to people who actually can find a halfway sensible use for it?
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Re: Today in opulence and pointless shit. . .
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2012, 02:34:00 pm »
Quote from: SpaceProg on July 12, 2012, 02:23:09 pm
Hey you obscenely rich folks... how about donating some of that money to people who actually can find a halfway sensible use for it?

Pft. Why use money sensibly when you can buy a $25000 for a cup of hot chocolate:


http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/11/07/25000-for-a-hot-chocolate/

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Quote from: Her3tiK on February 09, 2012, 05:34:14 pm
That may be the single gayest thing I have ever read on this board. Or the old one. ;)

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Re: Today in opulence and pointless shit. . .
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2012, 02:34:19 pm »
Quote from: SpaceProg on July 12, 2012, 02:23:09 pm
Hey you obscenely rich folks... how about donating some of that money to people who actually can find a halfway sensible use for it?

Fuck that, my good man!
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Re: Today in opulence and pointless shit. . .
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2012, 02:39:19 pm »


I'm so rich, my crap is blingy!
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Re: Today in opulence and pointless shit. . .
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2012, 03:11:01 pm »
Quote from: SpaceProg on July 12, 2012, 02:39:19 pm
I'm so rich, my crap is blingy!

This reminds me of this:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFXHaai3srA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFXHaai3srA</a>

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Re: Today in opulence and pointless shit. . .
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2012, 03:15:03 pm »
Why do you hate the rich? I'm sure they have earned that money so they should be allowed to spend it however they ma- Wait what?! Whale penis leather?! Someone actually built a car that has actual whale-penis-leather interior?!



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Re: Today in opulence and pointless shit. . .
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2012, 03:18:22 pm »
Quote from: askold on July 12, 2012, 03:15:03 pm
Why do you hate the rich? I'm sure they have earned that money so they should be allowed to spend it however they ma- Wait what?! Whale penis leather?! Someone actually built a car that has actual whale-penis-leather interior?!



Urge to destroy world rising...

Personally, I'd shell out the money just so I could invite people into my car, and then inform them that it is made of whale penis leather, and bask in the awkwardness while they attempt a futile escape.
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Re: Today in opulence and pointless shit. . .
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2012, 03:30:35 pm »
Quote from: Wykked Wytch on July 12, 2012, 03:18:22 pm
Quote from: askold on July 12, 2012, 03:15:03 pm
Why do you hate the rich? I'm sure they have earned that money so they should be allowed to spend it however they ma- Wait what?! Whale penis leather?! Someone actually built a car that has actual whale-penis-leather interior?!



Urge to destroy world rising...

Personally, I'd shell out the money just so I could invite people into my car, and then inform them that it is made of whale penis leather, and bask in the awkwardness while they attempt a futile escape.

"You know you're basically riding on a whale's penis, right?"

Which brings me to this


http://www.jimmyjane.com/shop/littleplatinumeternity-p-61.html

What is it, you ask? This is a $3000 diamond encrusted platinum vibrator. Basically, it's an expensive sex toy.
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Quote from: Her3tiK on February 09, 2012, 05:34:14 pm
That may be the single gayest thing I have ever read on this board. Or the old one. ;)

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Re: Today in opulence and pointless shit. . .
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2012, 04:30:36 pm »
Quote from: Wykked Wytch on July 12, 2012, 03:18:22 pm


Personally, I'd shell out the money just so I could invite people into my car, and then inform them that it is made of whale penis leather, and bask in the awkwardness while they attempt a futile escape.

This times a million.
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Re: Today in opulence and pointless shit. . .
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2012, 04:29:30 pm »
Remember the line of cars that offered seats "in rich Corinthian leather"?  Little did people know it was Ricardo Montalban's foreskin.
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Re: Today in opulence and pointless shit. . .
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2012, 04:31:41 pm »
Quote from: gyeonghwa on July 12, 2012, 03:30:35 pm
Which brings me to this

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http://www.jimmyjane.com/shop/littleplatinumeternity-p-61.html

What is it, you ask? This is a $3000 diamond encrusted platinum vibrator. Basically, it's an expensive sex toy.

I don't want anything with diamonds near my vagina.
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Re: Today in opulence and pointless shit. . .
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2012, 05:27:42 pm »


How about a $110 bowl of ramen?
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/text/fg20090227f1.html

And what is the best part about this ramen served in an exclusive restaurant for the rich? It's made of exactly the same ingredients as cheap ramen. The chef even says so:

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Usually a product is 80 percent materials and 20 percent effort. But for me, it is the opposite. To be honest, my ingredients are basically the same as when I was selling ramen for 1,000 yen ($13).
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Re: Today in opulence and pointless shit. . .
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2012, 05:50:35 pm »
It's the ease with which such things are sold to these people that make me question the amount of work they did to get rich enough to get scammed out of that kind of money in the first place. It's either that, or the people they got money from are even bigger idiots.

It's a complete toss up between which of these scenarios is more plausible.
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Re: Today in opulence and pointless shit. . .
« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2012, 06:34:58 pm »
Regarding the diamond vibrator, Cracked did an article on luxury sex toys a while back: http://www.cracked.com/article_19488_14-luxury-sex-toys-extremely-rich-creepy.html

NSFW, of course. It's filled with all kinds of ridiculous things.
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