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Some Bozo Stabs 4 People At Church
« on: April 29, 2013, 11:30:23 am »
Near the end of a Catholic Mass, some weirdo decided to attack the choir & stab people. So far, no known motive. Likely, none of the injuries are life threatening but the attack appears totally out of left-field.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/on-faith/police-man-stabbed-4-people-at-albuquerque-catholic-church-as-mass-was-ending-motive-unknown/2013/04/29/0540ead6-b087-11e2-9fb1-62de9581c946_story.html
What's with these weirdos?

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Re: Some Bozo Stabs 4 People At Church
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2013, 11:44:35 am »
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Re: Some Bozo Stabs 4 People At Church
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2013, 11:57:44 am »
Another one for the 'why would you do that?' file. I'd guess personal issues, but personal conflicts generally involve stabbing one person, not any of them in a general area.

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Re: Some Bozo Stabs 4 People At Church
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2013, 01:59:02 pm »
According to CNN, some in the church heard the man screaming about them being a fake preacher and working with the devil.

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So, just a crazy guy, or some fundamentalist Protestant bastard?

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Re: Some Bozo Stabs 4 People At Church
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2013, 02:02:59 pm »
According to CNN, some in the church heard the man screaming about them being a fake preacher and working with the devil.

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So, just a crazy guy, or some fundamentalist Protestant bastard?

Perhaps both. I'm surprised he didn't go after the priest. You'd think that if a guy hates Catholicism he'd go after the main guy that does the preaching & rituals. Maybe he hates choir music.


I found another article. After some nice old Catholic ladies told him to ask for forgiveness, the loon says "You don't know about the Masons". Sounds like one of those Jack Chick-type nuts.
http://www.latimes.com/news/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-albuquerque-church-stabbing-20130428,0,2377533.story
« Last Edit: April 29, 2013, 02:43:23 pm by SpukiKitty »

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Re: Some Bozo Stabs 4 People At Church
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2013, 03:33:57 pm »
Whatever this person's affiliations, he's definitely insane.
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Re: Some Bozo Stabs 4 People At Church
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2013, 04:32:17 pm »
Could be a case of really bad singing.
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Re: Some Bozo Stabs 4 People At Church
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2013, 04:40:00 pm »
Here's hoping this monster gets executed or imprisoned for life.
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Re: Some Bozo Stabs 4 People At Church
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2013, 10:40:37 pm »
Here's hoping this monster gets executed or imprisoned for life.

He was charged with aggravated battery. I don't think either of those is an option.

Also, New Mexico abolished the death penalty four years ago.
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Re: Some Bozo Stabs 4 People At Church
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2013, 11:46:34 pm »
I hope he gets the help he needs, because this dude has some serious mental issues. I may not like organized religion, but attacking a church mid-service is a real chickenshit thing to do.


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Re: Some Bozo Stabs 4 People At Church
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2013, 12:23:37 pm »
Apparently the choir director didn't know he had a knife, and tried to subdue him.  Thought he was being punched, but didn't realize until afterwards that he had been fucking stabbed like 3 or 4 times.
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Re: Some Bozo Stabs 4 People At Church
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2013, 08:03:45 pm »
They shoulda shot him. It's what Jesus would do.
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« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2013, 11:43:34 pm »
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Re: Some Bozo Stabs 4 People At Church
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2013, 12:03:00 am »
They shoulda shot him. It's what Jesus would do.

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Re: Some Bozo Stabs 4 People At Church
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2013, 01:40:54 am »
They shoulda shot him. It's what Jesus would do.

And naturally, if the churchgoers had guns, the stabbings wouldn't have happened. (/NRA)