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Offline DiscoBerry

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Al Qaeda's English Language Magazine
« on: March 02, 2013, 01:09:19 pm »
Covers all the issues facing the dying terrorist group.  Apparently they favor Prop 8, who would have guessed?

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Mother Jones on Friday posted Inspire's graphic, which is titled "The Nation Standing On 'No Values.'" The graphic cites a Gallup poll that says half of American adults are in favor of gay marriage. A photo of Obama is flanked by a caption that reads, "My stance is still evolving ... I think same sex couples should able to get married."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/01/al-qaeda-gay-marriage-obama_n_2791234.html

Large PDF of an issue: http://azelin.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/inspire-magazine-issue-10.pdf
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Re: Al Qaeda's English Language Magazine
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2013, 01:11:55 pm »
I have yet to read it.  It's still loading in my browser.  Jesus Fucking Christ, how big is this fucking thing?
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Re: Al Qaeda's English Language Magazine
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2013, 02:39:51 pm »
al-Qaeda favors Prop 8? Oh god, the jokes practically write themselves here...
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Re: Al Qaeda's English Language Magazine
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2013, 03:53:57 pm »
Quote from: Rabbit of Caerbannog on March 02, 2013, 02:39:51 pm
al-Qaeda favors Prop 8? Oh god, the jokes practically write themselves here...

SOMEBODY NEEDS TO PUT THIS ON BILLBOARDS IN EVERY TOWN IN THE COUNTRY. RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
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Re: Al Qaeda's English Language Magazine
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2013, 04:11:20 pm »
Quote from: Caitshidhe on March 02, 2013, 03:53:57 pm
Quote from: Rabbit of Caerbannog on March 02, 2013, 02:39:51 pm
al-Qaeda favors Prop 8? Oh god, the jokes practically write themselves here...

SOMEBODY NEEDS TO PUT THIS ON BILLBOARDS IN EVERY TOWN IN THE COUNTRY. RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

Hmmmm billboards.... I foresee Al Qaeda replacing Hitler as Godwin inducer. 
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Re: Al Qaeda's English Language Magazine
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2013, 04:14:15 pm »
They have a magazine called "Inspire"? fuck, do they have a tumblr too?
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Re: Al Qaeda's English Language Magazine
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2013, 04:23:57 pm »
I think a better name for the magazine would be "expire", because that's what Al Qaeda's doing.  ;D
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Re: Al Qaeda's English Language Magazine
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2013, 04:36:17 pm »
Oh man, there's a lot of potential for sweet, sweet revenge with this...

That would require stooping to the level of these conservative pundits.  Still very tempting, though...
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Re: Al Qaeda's English Language Magazine
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2013, 04:49:03 pm »
Quote from: Zachski on March 02, 2013, 04:36:17 pm
Oh man, there's a lot of potential for sweet, sweet revenge with this...

That would require stooping to the level of these conservative pundits.  Still very tempting, though...

You should check out the "Solution to Racism" section about half way through.  It is very conservative punditish on its own. 
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Re: Al Qaeda's English Language Magazine
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2013, 05:22:38 pm »
Any young ladies in bikinis?
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Re: Al Qaeda's English Language Magazine
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2013, 05:28:21 pm »
Quote from: Old Viking on March 02, 2013, 05:22:38 pm
Any young ladies in bikinis?

Yeah, but it's all under the burka.
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Re: Al Qaeda's English Language Magazine
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2013, 05:53:03 pm »
Quote from: Dakota Bob on March 02, 2013, 05:28:21 pm
Quote from: Old Viking on March 02, 2013, 05:22:38 pm
Any young ladies in bikinis?

Yeah, but it's all under the burka.

And +1 for you
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Re: Al Qaeda's English Language Magazine
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2013, 05:59:01 pm »
Quote from: Dakota Bob on March 02, 2013, 04:14:15 pm
They have a magazine called "Inspire"? fuck, do they have a tumblr too?

They had better.
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Re: Al Qaeda's English Language Magazine
« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2013, 12:26:49 am »
Quote from: chitoryu12 on March 02, 2013, 05:59:01 pm
Quote from: Dakota Bob on March 02, 2013, 04:14:15 pm
They have a magazine called "Inspire"? fuck, do they have a tumblr too?

They had better.

They did, but it got closed down after all their readers checked their intact privilege.
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Re: Al Qaeda's English Language Magazine
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2013, 01:02:27 am »
Quote from: Art Vandelay on March 03, 2013, 12:26:49 am
Quote from: chitoryu12 on March 02, 2013, 05:59:01 pm
Quote from: Dakota Bob on March 02, 2013, 04:14:15 pm
They have a magazine called "Inspire"? fuck, do they have a tumblr too?

They had better.

They did, but it got closed down after all their readers checked their intact privilege.

That is so evil and sick, I gave it a "fuck yeah".
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