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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1320 on: December 11, 2012, 10:40:37 pm »
Came up with a brutal breakdown for this song I'm working on. Now to finish the instrumentation and add lyrics.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1321 on: December 12, 2012, 03:14:47 am »
I've gotten into the university of my choice. :D
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1322 on: December 12, 2012, 09:09:29 pm »
I donated a bike I couldn't use today... and because I couldn't sell it and I'm on a pension, I got a $30 gift card from the charity I donated it to.
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Me: "Just remember what the Vikings used to do to Christians that annoyed them."

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1323 on: December 12, 2012, 10:39:21 pm »
I've gotten into the university of my choice. :D

Congratulations!
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1324 on: December 12, 2012, 10:40:56 pm »
I can fail my final tomorrow and still get a B in the class.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1325 on: December 12, 2012, 10:53:52 pm »
I'm done with this semester.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1326 on: December 12, 2012, 11:05:17 pm »
I've gotten into the university of my choice. :D

Congratulations!

Thanks! On the downside, I'm facing waking up times of 4-6AM and 4 hour commutes (2 hours there and back) at least three days a week...
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1327 on: December 13, 2012, 06:17:47 pm »
My friends and I exchanged gifts today, and everything they got me was penis-related. Needless to say, I'm a happy camper.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1328 on: December 14, 2012, 01:56:19 am »
Got to see some of the meteor shower! ^_^
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1329 on: December 16, 2012, 01:59:34 pm »
I'm 20!
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1330 on: December 16, 2012, 02:03:42 pm »
I'm 20!

Happy Birthday. Enjoy your 20's, because when you turn 30 you'll be wondering where the time went.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1331 on: December 16, 2012, 05:50:02 pm »
I've gotten into the university of my choice. :D

Congratulations!

Thanks! On the downside, I'm facing waking up times of 4-6AM and 4 hour commutes (2 hours there and back) at least three days a week...

If you are taking public transport, try to catch some sleep on it. I face similar traveling times, it is basically the only way I survive.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1332 on: December 16, 2012, 07:56:23 pm »
I got an email from one of my online star wars buddies(she's huge Palpatine fangirl like me), she's almost finished with the picture that she's drawing for me, and she hopes to have it finish by christmas. If anyone is interested in her work, here's her blog, she has her DA account linked on it also.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1333 on: December 16, 2012, 09:49:15 pm »
I've gotten into the university of my choice. :D

Congratulations!

Thanks! On the downside, I'm facing waking up times of 4-6AM and 4 hour commutes (2 hours there and back) at least three days a week...

If you are taking public transport, try to catch some sleep on it. I face similar traveling times, it is basically the only way I survive.

Sad autistic is sad because she can't sleep at the drop of a hat. By the time I got to sleep, I would have reached Brisbane. (Lives on the Gold Coast)...
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1334 on: December 17, 2012, 07:55:36 am »
Found a pretty good joke,

The punchline to a joke 500 years in the making

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