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Offline Jack Bauer

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1005 on: September 19, 2012, 12:06:07 am »
To-day I got the spousal permission to decorate the patio for Halloween - I just love buying things that light up in the dark...
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1006 on: September 19, 2012, 04:18:39 am »
Quote from: Art Vandelay on September 18, 2012, 04:45:54 pm
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Kiss your precious sperm goodbye.
I'm sorry, what? I can't hear you over the sound my intense hatred of kids.
But god commands us to procreate, you heathen.
Eh, Hell is far more preferable to spawning.

Yuuuuuuuuup.  It'd be a happy fuckin day worthy of the biggest god damned party money can buy if I ever found out I was sterile.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1007 on: September 19, 2012, 04:24:46 am »
Eeehhh... Sterility still doesn't protect you from all those alphabet diseases.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1008 on: September 19, 2012, 02:55:52 pm »
Yeah, but it protects you from the worst possible sex-based woopsie by far. That most definitely counts for something.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1009 on: September 19, 2012, 03:03:44 pm »
Indeed it does. My god, would I be happy to be sterile. No more worrying about that nonsense.
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Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1010 on: September 19, 2012, 03:20:34 pm »
Quote from: Art Vandelay on September 19, 2012, 02:55:52 pm
Yeah, but it protects you from the worst possible sex-based woopsie by far. That most definitely counts for something.


Getting preggers is worse than HIV/AIDS?  I dunno.... :p

One's 'curable' the other... not so much.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1011 on: September 19, 2012, 03:23:19 pm »
Quote from: SpaceProg on September 19, 2012, 03:20:34 pm
Getting preggers is worse than HIV/AIDS?  I dunno.... :p
Personally, I'd rather the AIDS.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1012 on: September 19, 2012, 06:46:03 pm »
I made my appointment to get highlights in my hair, by this time a week from now, I'll have Auburn highlights.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1013 on: September 19, 2012, 07:13:18 pm »
Quote from: SpaceProg on September 19, 2012, 03:20:34 pm
Quote from: Art Vandelay on September 19, 2012, 02:55:52 pm
Yeah, but it protects you from the worst possible sex-based woopsie by far. That most definitely counts for something.


Getting preggers is worse than HIV/AIDS?  I dunno.... :p

One's 'curable' the other... not so much.

Yeah, but one is much more likely than the other. In my case, at least.
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Quote from: lord gibbon on January 11, 2016, 12:42:28 am
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1014 on: September 19, 2012, 09:35:11 pm »
*Shrugs* Fair 'nough.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1015 on: September 20, 2012, 02:13:41 am »
Quote from: SpaceProg on September 19, 2012, 04:24:46 am
Eeehhh... Sterility still doesn't protect you from all those alphabet diseases.

The worst STD of all is known as Baby and causes extreme distress that lasts for decades.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1016 on: September 20, 2012, 07:26:44 am »
I'm ecstatic. I got up at 7 because I had to work on a math problem that I thought would take me two hours. Bitch took twenty minutes. Now I get sleep.
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Quote from: lord gibbon on January 11, 2016, 12:42:28 am
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1017 on: September 21, 2012, 02:59:37 am »
I just did a $12 survey...
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1018 on: September 21, 2012, 06:56:24 pm »
Last night, my girlfriend and I were talking, and we both agreed that we want to eventually get married. It wasn't a surprise, given that we've already discussed marriage (though more along the lines of "I want X to happen at my wedding"), and we've only been together less than 2 months, so we're trying to move slowly, but we're now of the opinion that we're probably going to get married.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1019 on: September 23, 2012, 12:37:12 am »
I bought Skyrim and got about $200 worth of clothes for $140. :)
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