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Re: Movies That Suck
« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2013, 11:14:42 am »
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I've said it before, but Avatar can fuck right off. Doubly so because it brought back 3D movies.

Everyone I know have their nuts in a twist about the god damn movie, but it offended me as both a moviegoer and a sci-fi fan. It was meagerly average filled with fucking cliches. Not tropes, but cliches. Execution wasn't terrible, but not great enough to render it less than a clichestorm. My brother agrees at least a moviegoer and he tends to be the largest cinema-head in my 'know' circle.

Holy Jesus Christ, Eragon though has to be the worst movie I've ever seen. Not sure if anyone who made that movie read the damn book. Book was nothing special, but fairly enjoyable. Movie was a good awful mess.
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Re: Movies That Suck
« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2013, 11:56:52 am »
Quote from: Material Defender on January 02, 2013, 11:14:42 am
Holy Jesus Christ, Eragon though has to be the worst movie I've ever seen. Not sure if anyone who made that movie read the damn book. Book was nothing special, but fairly enjoyable. Movie was a good awful mess.

I know this kind of off-topic, if you're into cheesy dragon movies, I suggest Dragonslayer(1981) is full of awesome.
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Re: Movies That Suck
« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2013, 01:31:54 pm »
Don't Mess with the Zohan

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Re: Movies That Suck
« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2013, 06:27:42 pm »
The Austin Powers movies and the Jim Carrey Christmas Carol.  If other people want to like them, great.  My wife loves all of them, but she watches them alone because I can't stand 30 seconds of any of them (Then again, I like moves that she can't stand). 
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Re: Movies That Suck
« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2013, 06:29:02 pm »
Borat. Not funny in any way. I mostly wanted him to die.
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Re: Movies That Suck
« Reply #20 on: January 02, 2013, 06:35:35 pm »
Gummo.  Don't watch it, unless you want your soul shattered completely.

Oh, and Koyaanisqatsi.  Its supposed to be this big, deep film about how we're fucking the planet, but...its just a montage of random fucking clips with irritating fucking music on a god damned loop for an hour.  Fuckin Stu said it made him ashamed to be human, it made me ashamed I didn't just sleep thru the fucker when we watched it in Creative Writing class.
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Re: Movies That Suck
« Reply #21 on: January 02, 2013, 06:48:42 pm »
Every single version of The Women ever made.
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Re: Movies That Suck
« Reply #22 on: January 02, 2013, 06:53:15 pm »
Quote from: Material Defender on January 02, 2013, 11:14:42 am
Holy Jesus Christ, Eragon though has to be the worst movie I've ever seen. Not sure if anyone who made that movie read the damn book. Book was nothing special, but fairly enjoyable. Movie was a good awful mess.

What's worse is, the author was actually on board and actually approved the stuff.

What the hell were you thinking, Paolini?
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Re: Movies That Suck
« Reply #23 on: January 02, 2013, 06:55:41 pm »
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SAW and all of its sequels.

The first one was basically a snore-fest.  The rest is basically just torture porn.  Everyone who tries the stop the serial killer of the movie either dies or is a complete douchebag that is completely unsympathetic.  Or both.

In the same vein, Hostel and ITS sequels, and Human Centipede and ITS sequel! FUCKING DIE!
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Re: Movies That Suck
« Reply #24 on: January 02, 2013, 07:31:02 pm »
I think I watched some cheap B-movie about Merlin and dragons. According to the movie, you can turn people into mind-controlled slaves by making them drink dragon blood. It had possibly the shittiest CGI I have ever seen.
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Re: Movies That Suck
« Reply #25 on: January 02, 2013, 07:49:14 pm »
I'm not sure I particularly despise it, but I have a really hard time taking The Fifth Element seriously.  I think the fact the Bruce Willis stars in it is actually both mind-boggling and hilarious.
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Re: Movies That Suck
« Reply #26 on: January 02, 2013, 09:01:51 pm »
Quote from: RavynousHunter on January 02, 2013, 06:35:35 pm
Gummo.  Don't watch it, unless you want your soul shattered completely.

Gummo was boring and weird.
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Re: Movies That Suck
« Reply #27 on: January 02, 2013, 09:46:05 pm »
Avatar was a shitty movie. It's just Pochahontas with blue people in space stretched out for three hours. The only thing remotely interesting about it is that they made a conlang for it.
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Re: Movies That Suck
« Reply #28 on: January 03, 2013, 02:47:22 am »
The Patriot is quite a sucky movie. I watched that movie only a few days after Glory, I've also seen Gettysburg- both are great. Like amazingly fantastically 10/10 great. Then the Patriot. Eugh. Propaganda for a war that's been over for centuries.
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Re: Movies That Suck
« Reply #29 on: January 03, 2013, 03:10:37 am »
The Last Airbender probably would be on here for most people although I found it to be just mediocre, probably because I don't watch the show and used the movie as an excuse to eat movie popcorn.

I still don't understand why the earth people who were enslaved working with DIRT did nothing the entire time they were prisoners until the heroes showed up.
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