Damn it Australia, will you stop doing shit to ruin my love affair I've had with you since I visited in September. I thought you were cool, Oz
If you visited Australia and are still alive it means that Australia loves you.
...Or that tormenting you is so much fun that it wants to make it last a bit longer. (That is the reason why so many of the locals get to live to old age. Australia KNOWS it can kill them at any time it wants so there is no hurry.)