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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2325 on: August 11, 2013, 05:35:42 pm »
A lawsuit, most likely.

Well, he shouldn't be on your property if he doesn't wanna get his shit wrecked.  Besides, he'd only have a case if he's stupid enough to touch it.

(For the humour impaired, the above is a joke and not meant to be serious.)
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2326 on: August 11, 2013, 06:05:17 pm »
I was going with the joke, actually, in a cynical sort of way.

Like I said, though, it seems fairly obvious that he has connections.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2327 on: August 11, 2013, 06:43:31 pm »
I figured ya were...but, you know what severs connections really well?  A nice, sharp machete.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2328 on: August 11, 2013, 06:45:59 pm »
Our lawn is too small for a riding lawnmower to be honest.

Doesn't stop our neighbor with an even smaller yard from using the riding lawnmower and also mowing into our yard and actually destroying our grass.

Seriously I've mowed the property line like... twenty times, and each time he ignores it and mows his own way.

The funny thing is, the way he's mowing, he's actually screwing himself out of valuable back yard space.

Why don't you talk to him and and tell him what the problem is? Maybe he doesn't even realize he's annoying you.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2329 on: August 11, 2013, 06:46:32 pm »
Now is not the time for reason, now is the time for knee-jerk reactions!
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2330 on: August 11, 2013, 07:02:14 pm »
Our lawn is too small for a riding lawnmower to be honest.

Doesn't stop our neighbor with an even smaller yard from using the riding lawnmower and also mowing into our yard and actually destroying our grass.

Seriously I've mowed the property line like... twenty times, and each time he ignores it and mows his own way.

The funny thing is, the way he's mowing, he's actually screwing himself out of valuable back yard space.

Why don't you talk to him and and tell him what the problem is? Maybe he doesn't even realize he's annoying you.

Social anxiety and feeling intimidated.  My dad's a navy veteran (so is my mom, actually) and even he's too scared to talk to the guy.

That being said, it should be fairly obvious by the way we mow what our property line is.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2331 on: August 11, 2013, 07:24:17 pm »
I just got several hundred dollars worth of Marilyn Manson collectables (three Spooky Kids-era flyers, which are really, really, really rare) for less than $50.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2332 on: August 11, 2013, 09:41:03 pm »
Went to Busch Gardens with my family. Then we made a last-minute jaunt 25 miles south to Treasure Island in St. Petersburg, with my brand new set of aviators (I can actually wear sunglasses now, thanks to my contacts). Got some snowballs (the slushy treat) and swam in the very warm Gulf of Mexico.

Also, I'm doing GISHWHES this year. Already planning on making a visit to the Orange Blossom Cannonball steam train with some steampunk clothing...
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2333 on: August 11, 2013, 10:26:40 pm »
My Pinkie Pie cosplay costume is more or less done for the most part. The cutie mark patch is in the mail, the only things I need to get are the shoes, the nail polish and the plush alligator. I didn't think I'll be so far ahead in progress with the costume. I just couldn't stop getting the supplies.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2334 on: August 12, 2013, 05:45:46 pm »
Can't wait for the pics.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2335 on: August 12, 2013, 05:59:42 pm »
Can't wait for the pics.

I have to admit I did a double take at this.

Then I remembered who you are and who you're talking to and then I suddenly understood.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2336 on: August 12, 2013, 06:04:24 pm »
...I'm suddenly scared to understand why you did a double take.

Ironbite-and I'm not sure that I want to find out.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2337 on: August 12, 2013, 06:08:38 pm »
I can't imagine what this world would be like if Ironbite didn't do this

Ironbite-at the end of each post.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2338 on: August 12, 2013, 06:10:56 pm »
Ahhh.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #2339 on: August 12, 2013, 06:14:58 pm »
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Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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