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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2445 on: October 28, 2012, 09:12:26 pm »
Leaving your new video game in someone else's car who you're probably not going to see for a while. -_-
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2446 on: October 28, 2012, 09:54:46 pm »
Did that, cept it was a DVD that wasn't mine, and it was my girlfriend's house, and not 'er car.  Yeah, I...feel like a bit of a jackass, on that one.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2447 on: October 29, 2012, 04:21:27 pm »
My mother is possibly the most clueless person ever,she was on the phone with my aunt, and my aunt said something about the Star Wars related stuff I post FB. My mom was like ""What?? I knew she used to like Star Wars, I didn't know she still liked it" Ummm, yeah, all one has to do is look around my room to notice my love of Star Wars and My Little Pony.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2448 on: October 29, 2012, 06:17:29 pm »
These fucking panicking bastards.

Who buys all the fucking hot dog rolls? ALL of them. The only things left in the bread section was some flat bread and a few bagels.

So... dinner plans changed.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2449 on: October 29, 2012, 10:59:27 pm »
Ahh... the mandatory pre-storm bread and milk run.   I thought it only happened down south here.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2450 on: October 29, 2012, 11:34:55 pm »
When childbirth is referred to as "a beautiful miracle." No, it's a biological function that's utterly disgusting and involves pain that no one should ever have to endure. I'm so glad I don't want kids.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2451 on: October 30, 2012, 04:05:55 am »
BUT SLEEPY!  THAT'LL ALL CHANGE ONCE YOU HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX!

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2452 on: October 30, 2012, 11:46:20 am »
Quote from: Sleepy on October 29, 2012, 11:34:55 pm
When childbirth is referred to as "a beautiful miracle." No, it's a biological function that's utterly disgusting and involves pain that no one should ever have to endure. I'm so glad I don't want kids.
While I'm sure it'll piss people around here off, you'd be stunned at how many people change their minds on that as they get older. I should have kept a tally, but I can think of at least 5 girls from high school who swore up down and sideways they'd never had kids who have them now. It's been about 10 years, and I think I'm forgetting a few.

Quote from: SpaceProg on October 29, 2012, 10:59:27 pm
Ahh... the mandatory pre-storm bread and milk run.   I thought it only happened down south here.
Yeah, but the fucking hot dog buns too?
And of course sandy hit, doing fuck all damage and accomplishing little more than frustrating my attempted dinner. Not to be said about NYC though. They got hosed.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2453 on: October 30, 2012, 11:50:57 am »
If it makes you feel better, Distind, where I live (Dutchess Country) hardly got hit, and everyone was still freaking out over it.  Freaking out over "monster storms" is normal, especially when you have a 24 hour news channels that adds fuel to the fire. My relatives in Missouri were freaking out over the phone over how it looked, and called to make sure we were all safe.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2454 on: October 30, 2012, 12:13:04 pm »
Quote from: Distind on October 30, 2012, 11:46:20 am
Quote from: Sleepy on October 29, 2012, 11:34:55 pm
When childbirth is referred to as "a beautiful miracle." No, it's a biological function that's utterly disgusting and involves pain that no one should ever have to endure. I'm so glad I don't want kids.
While I'm sure it'll piss people around here off, you'd be stunned at how many people change their minds on that as they get older. I should have kept a tally, but I can think of at least 5 girls from high school who swore up down and sideways they'd never had kids who have them now. It's been about 10 years, and I think I'm forgetting a few.

I'm sure people do change their minds, but there'll always be folks who simply don't want them. Even if I do end up changing my mind (which I seriously doubt I will), I'm not going to get pregnant and have one. I'll adopt.
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Quote from: lord gibbon on January 11, 2016, 12:42:28 am
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2455 on: October 30, 2012, 02:16:36 pm »
I'm up in bloody Washington State. Hurricanes mean fuck-all to us.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2456 on: October 30, 2012, 08:31:59 pm »
I don't know if it is the weather or the full moon or what, but my students were nuts today.  Literally more than 1 in 4 ended up in tears over arguments with other students and I damn near suspended another for being rude to a substitute teacher. I couldn't even figure out what the kid was mad about. He just kept saying "he keeps telling us what to do!"  no shit, Sherlock, he was doing exactly what I asked him to do.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2457 on: October 30, 2012, 08:44:42 pm »
Quote from: Sleepy on October 30, 2012, 12:13:04 pm
Quote from: Distind on October 30, 2012, 11:46:20 am
Quote from: Sleepy on October 29, 2012, 11:34:55 pm
When childbirth is referred to as "a beautiful miracle." No, it's a biological function that's utterly disgusting and involves pain that no one should ever have to endure. I'm so glad I don't want kids.
While I'm sure it'll piss people around here off, you'd be stunned at how many people change their minds on that as they get older. I should have kept a tally, but I can think of at least 5 girls from high school who swore up down and sideways they'd never had kids who have them now. It's been about 10 years, and I think I'm forgetting a few.

I'm sure people do change their minds, but there'll always be folks who simply don't want them. Even if I do end up changing my mind (which I seriously doubt I will), I'm not going to get pregnant and have one. I'll adopt.

Nothing says beautiful like the screaming and the tearing and the blood, placenta and possible pooping culminating in a squishy noise, then a high pitched screaming

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2458 on: October 30, 2012, 08:47:53 pm »
When you invite someone over and they ask, "Can my boyfriend come too?" I'm sorry, but I didn't invite your boyfriend over.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2459 on: October 30, 2012, 09:56:46 pm »
Quote from: Deimos on October 30, 2012, 08:44:42 pm
Nothing says beautiful like the screaming and the tearing and the blood, placenta and possible pooping culminating in a squishy noise, then a high pitched screaming

I was actually wondering if any sort of defecation occurred during childbirth, given all the pushing, but I did not want to look it up.
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Quote from: lord gibbon on January 11, 2016, 12:42:28 am
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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