Things That Annoy You

[Kristine]

people who bring up political/religious/lifestyle judgments on social media sites and then get mad when you want to talk about the subject.  Idiot- You have to know everyone isn't going to agree with you - if we can stay civil - what is wrong with a discussion - are your beliefs sooo weak they can't stand up against the gentlest scrutiny?  Don't post it if you don't want to discuss it...

[Sleepy]

I think my dad is turning into a redneck. He wants to take me to a demolition derby in Forks.

All he has to do is buy a shack in the wood and start stockpiling weapons, and the transformation will be complete.

Wait...Forks, Washington?  Hey, when you see Bella, could you do me a favor and put a round in her chest?

Burn down the Cullen house while you're at it.

Don't kill Carlisle though, I wanna keep hearing the Volturi guy say his name.

[RavynousHunter]

I think my dad is turning into a redneck. He wants to take me to a demolition derby in Forks.

All he has to do is buy a shack in the wood and start stockpiling weapons, and the transformation will be complete.

Wait...Forks, Washington?  Hey, when you see Bella, could you do me a favor and put a round in her chest?

Burn down the Cullen house while you're at it.

Eeh, just take out Edward.  The rest of the Cullen clan is actually tolerable.

[Normandy]

The ridiculously hot weather recently.  At least it's cooled down today.

[SpaceProg]

Not here.  It was still hot as fresh cow doody.

[Sleepy]

Passive aggressive folks on facebook are annoying and hilarious at the same time. There's a couple people I haven't deleted yet because the material is so damn good.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

The ridiculously hot weather recently.  At least it's cooled down today.

It was pretty hot up here in Calgary earlier today. The sunshine was nice, but the heat... not so much. After a few minutes outdoors, I was drenched in sweat.

[nickiknack]

I want to go to Celebration IV, and I probably won't be able to. Fuck it, I want to meet Palpatine and Princess Leia....

[ironbite]

When people just can't let...shit...go.

[Hades]

Some giant bug just started flying around my room. I need a flamethrower.

[SpaceProg]

May beetles keep getting in the house and banging into things.  Like my head.

[Hades]

Some giant bug just started flying around my room. I need a flamethrower.

Giant bug is dead. In an ill-fated attempt at a capture and release, I accidentally crushed it with a glass. I normally feel a slight pang of guilt when I take the life of a bug, but I feel nothing this time. My heart is as cold as its crunchy remains.

I'd like to think that I can go to bed safely, but I feel all crawly and disgusting now. I'm going to feel phantom bugs on me for a good hour.

[Sleepy]

Some giant bug just started flying around my room. I need a flamethrower.

Giant bug is dead. In an ill-fated attempt at a capture and release, I accidentally crushed it with a glass. I normally feel a slight pang of guilt when I take the life of a bug, but I feel nothing this time. My heart is as cold as its crunchy remains.

I'd like to think that I can go to bed safely, but I feel all crawly and disgusting now. I'm going to feel phantom bugs on me for a good hour.

I know that feeling. Before I went to bed one night, I heard a strange buzzing noise, only to walk into the living room and discover a three-inch bug with a giant stinger who was angrily flying into things. I ran back and locked myself in my room for the rest of the night, and was quite happy to discover the bug dead on the floor the next morning.

[Sleepy]

Double post, yes, but this is fucking irritating. I just cut the shit out of my pinky finger while opening a can of tuna. The motherfucker would not open, and I pulled the lid as hard as I could until it went flying, and I can't tell if I was cut by the lid or my own nail.

[Hades]

Getting pretty tired of seeing "YOLO" all over the place.