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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2325 on: October 07, 2012, 05:38:07 pm »
This is why I support child leashes, shock collars, straight jackets, eugenics, mandatory abortions for any couple under 25 and/or without a BA or higher education, and retroactive abortions for parasites that behave like this.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2326 on: October 07, 2012, 08:05:38 pm »
Mayhap he was using hyperbole for effect...?  Hopefully.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2327 on: October 07, 2012, 08:54:25 pm »
Except the child leashes. Seeing those never fails to brighten my day.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2328 on: October 07, 2012, 09:09:13 pm »
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2329 on: October 07, 2012, 09:34:47 pm »

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2330 on: October 07, 2012, 11:12:43 pm »
Ok, so I just found out that next weekend there's going to be a Comic Con in NYC,2 hours by train away from where I live. It's sold out, a bunch of people I would love to meet are going to be there, including the guy who plays my favorite Star Wars character, and I have to work both days. Why do I always miss these things/ find out late about these things?? It's like its a sick joke or something...

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2331 on: October 08, 2012, 12:02:58 am »
There are far too many asshole children. And by extension, I'm going to assume their parents are assholes for doing such a shitty job raising them. At a fall festival I attended yesterday, I'd never seen so many horrible children crammed into one place. Kids who should've known better were behaving like complete monsters. There was a girl (her parents nowhere to be seen) using a piece of rope as a whip to hurt other kids. There were kids throwing dirt and rocks at strangers, trying to hurt them. When I was at the front of the line for a cart ride, a girl about 10 years old literally pushed me out of the way so she could steal my spot. What the fuck is wrong with people?


The last time a child tried to elbow his way into my spot in a line was in an amusement park. I simply grabbed the kid by his armpits and heaved him completely out. Parents were pissed, but the guy who was watching this agreed with me though.

And, I can't say I disagree with Her3tik too much. But, I blame work for that.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2332 on: October 08, 2012, 12:24:18 am »
Ok, so I just found out that next weekend there's going to be a Comic Con in NYC,2 hours by train away from where I live. It's sold out, a bunch of people I would love to meet are going to be there, including the guy who plays my favorite Star Wars character, and I have to work both days. Why do I always miss these things/ find out late about these things?? It's like its a sick joke or something...

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2333 on: October 08, 2012, 04:32:52 am »
Ok, so I just found out that next weekend there's going to be a Comic Con in NYC,2 hours by train away from where I live. It's sold out, a bunch of people I would love to meet are going to be there, including the guy who plays my favorite Star Wars character, and I have to work both days. Why do I always miss these things/ find out late about these things?? It's like its a sick joke or something...

*cough cough* can't make it to work . . .
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2334 on: October 08, 2012, 10:00:17 am »
Ok, so I just found out that next weekend there's going to be a Comic Con in NYC,2 hours by train away from where I live. It's sold out, a bunch of people I would love to meet are going to be there, including the guy who plays my favorite Star Wars character, and I have to work both days. Why do I always miss these things/ find out late about these things?? It's like its a sick joke or something...

I will be there, 4 day pass if you manage to get tickets let me know!

Man. My siblings are going, and I totally could have gone, but decided not to. Lame.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2335 on: October 08, 2012, 11:19:30 am »
Ok, so I just found out that next weekend there's going to be a Comic Con in NYC,2 hours by train away from where I live. It's sold out, a bunch of people I would love to meet are going to be there, including the guy who plays my favorite Star Wars character, and I have to work both days. Why do I always miss these things/ find out late about these things?? It's like its a sick joke or something...

*cough cough* can't make it to work . . .

If I had tickets, I would totally switch with someone at work, just calling out would be kind of dumb since the managers like to look at people's fb accounts, and if I went I would be totally posting pics of me meeting Ian McDiarmid, I don't want to be "called into the office" because I wasn't actually sick.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2336 on: October 08, 2012, 09:08:32 pm »
When you say that you like something, or want to do something, and then people ruin it by telling you stuff you dont need to know. Would ya fuck off and let me enjoy this thing. Gahd
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2337 on: October 09, 2012, 08:11:19 am »
The whole Christmas Wars stuff is starting early this year. I don't know if I can take another year of right-wing bawwing about how oppressed Christians are.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2338 on: October 09, 2012, 07:30:25 pm »
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2339 on: October 09, 2012, 09:18:54 pm »
Damn it, Hades! You have that jingle stuck in my head.