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Offline DiscoBerry

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Juice Boxes Make Kids Gay!
« on: May 06, 2013, 12:28:30 pm »
Oh Alex, leave the bug juice alone. 

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Re: Juice Boxes Make Kids Gay!
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2013, 12:33:30 pm »
I... what the hell was that?
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Re: Juice Boxes Make Kids Gay!
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2013, 12:39:59 pm »


Seriously, what the heck?
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Re: Juice Boxes Make Kids Gay!
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2013, 12:44:40 pm »
After a second listening I've determined he only cares if they're making male children gay.
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Re: Juice Boxes Make Kids Gay!
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2013, 01:13:40 pm »
Someone transcribe what he's saying.

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Re: Juice Boxes Make Kids Gay!
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2013, 02:41:18 pm »
He's saying that xenoestrogens in juice boxes are feminizing the population because of some government conspiracy.

Also, that he can't stop consuming them. Maybe he likes them.
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Re: Juice Boxes Make Kids Gay!
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2013, 02:51:11 pm »
I wonder how much lube A-Jo goes through each month, as he yanks one gigantic piece of bullshit outta his ass after another. Ouch! And when is that widow maker going down? He's three shades of grey under his fingernails...or is that just bullshit stains, and not from bad blood circulation? Still, his cardiologist must have a huge bet pool going at the hospital.
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Re: Juice Boxes Make Kids Gay!
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2013, 02:58:58 pm »
Yyyyyyyyyyeah uh...

I wonder how Hofstadter feels about him and his boyfriend being called girly by proxy? :P
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Re: Juice Boxes Make Kids Gay!
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2013, 03:35:42 pm »
Ummmm, yeah...
Why hasn't this man been put in a padded cell by now?? WTF??
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Re: Juice Boxes Make Kids Gay!
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2013, 04:11:44 pm »
Uh huh.  Right.

*drinks a juice box, pulls Nicki into a soundproof room*
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Re: Juice Boxes Make Kids Gay!
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2013, 04:30:06 pm »
Quote from: gomer21xx on May 06, 2013, 04:11:44 pm
*drinks a juice box, pulls Nicki into a soundproof room*

Oh you  ;)
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Re: Juice Boxes Make Kids Gay!
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2013, 04:35:44 pm »
My brain tried to shut down because it literally could not wrap it's head around such a high level of stupid.
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Re: Juice Boxes Make Kids Gay!
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2013, 08:44:38 pm »
*DRINKS A BUNCH OF JUICE BOXES IN PROTEST*
HAHAHAAAAAA! I'M GONNA TURN MYSELF INTO A LESBIAN!

NOW....I'LL CONSUME A TON OF GIRL SCOUT COOKIES & WATCH TELETUBBIES UNTIL MY BRAIN MELTS!

(Actually, my brain would melt & I'll double in size to a 430 pound lesbian. Not very pretty..... :P )
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Re: Juice Boxes Make Kids Gay!
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2013, 10:08:20 pm »
Wut...   That has to be the most retarded thing i have ever Heard..  this person should get his brain checked..
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Re: Juice Boxes Make Kids Gay!
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2013, 11:37:17 pm »
Damn.  That's a fuck of a lot of feminine stereotypes.  Also, Alex Jones is a nut.
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