my straight-man knees
Hahaha, I'm gonna save this for future use.
Thinking back now, a bunch of my family members saw Geralt from Witcher on my desktop and began criticizing the fuck out of him. Come now, folks, he's not disgusting, he's not creepy, and he doesn't hang out in sewers
all the time. I'm sure his voice makes many straight-man knees weak, as well.