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Re: Mass Effect 3
« Reply #45 on: March 09, 2012, 05:45:41 am »
I finally got my ME3 Collector's Edition. I opened it up and... the lithograph is no bigger than a picture I put in a photo album. Wtf is this shit, Bioware? I was expecting something better/bigger!

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Re: Mass Effect 3
« Reply #46 on: March 09, 2012, 06:53:52 am »
Yay, now I have to avoid this thread untill I go out and buy the game for myself.

(Who am I kidding I am going to have to avoid most of the internet now.)
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Re: Mass Effect 3
« Reply #47 on: March 09, 2012, 10:15:02 am »
K, know how I said I had a soft spot for kids in danger in an earlier post?  Well, looks like I was wrong.

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Re: Mass Effect 3
« Reply #48 on: March 10, 2012, 12:01:03 am »
Okay I beat the game and 99% was the best thing ever but like with the American economy the 1% kills it.  And by the 1% I mean the endings

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Re: Mass Effect 3
« Reply #49 on: March 10, 2012, 07:47:22 pm »
I still need to play through again to see the other ending.

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Thought it was a decent ending.

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Re: Mass Effect 3
« Reply #50 on: March 10, 2012, 08:20:38 pm »
I'm so sick of war, and apparently so is Shepard. She's so tired. D:

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Re: Mass Effect 3
« Reply #51 on: March 12, 2012, 08:50:20 pm »
I just finished Mass Effect 3 and now I want to break the disc into tiny pieces.

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Re: Mass Effect 3
« Reply #52 on: March 12, 2012, 11:18:27 pm »
I'm so sick of war, and apparently so is Shepard. She's so tired. D:

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I know right?!

K, know how I said I had a soft spot for kids in danger in an earlier post?  Well, looks like I was wrong.

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Re: Mass Effect 3
« Reply #53 on: March 13, 2012, 12:24:32 am »
I just finished Mass Effect 3 and now I want to break the disc into tiny pieces.

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Re: Mass Effect 3
« Reply #54 on: March 13, 2012, 12:36:58 am »
I just finished Mass Effect 3 and now I want to break the disc into tiny pieces.

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Re: Mass Effect 3
« Reply #55 on: March 13, 2012, 11:25:17 am »
Have a non-spoilery (as much as possible) scene from Mass Effect 3 featuring hungover Ashley:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcj3VFOBF7o" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcj3VFOBF7o</a>

(It's funnier with FemShep but whatever)

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Re: Mass Effect 3
« Reply #56 on: March 13, 2012, 01:20:04 pm »
So from all I have read you need to do a NG+ to get
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Re: Mass Effect 3
« Reply #57 on: March 13, 2012, 01:23:21 pm »
So from all I have read you need to do a NG+ to get
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At bare minimum I would of been content with a  Dragon Age Origin's ending that is paragraph reading of what happens to everyone instead of the crap we did get.
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Re: Mass Effect 3
« Reply #58 on: March 13, 2012, 01:33:30 pm »
@CaseAgainstFaith,

I hear you. But I do think they may have something in mind. See the thing is that the game is extremely detailed in everything else. To me the only explanation is that they intentionally made it so and do have something in mind. (I read someone say that Bioware was lazy... and I was WTF dude, are you out of your mind? Did you not just play the game?)
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Re: Mass Effect 3
« Reply #59 on: March 13, 2012, 02:08:27 pm »
the 5 stages of Mass Effect 3 ending's grief

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