Mass Effect 3

[CaseAgainstFaith]

http://www.gamesradar.com/mass-effect-3-epilogue-dlc-coming-next-week/

Uh... is this a necro? I dunno.

Meh a polished turd is still a turd.  The only thing that would make me happy is if they gave me a option to kill the kid and see a epic space battle and kill off the reapers.

[Witchyjoshy]

http://www.gamesradar.com/mass-effect-3-epilogue-dlc-coming-next-week/

Uh... is this a necro? I dunno.

You updated the thread, so no.

[Shane for Wax]

http://www.gamesradar.com/mass-effect-3-epilogue-dlc-coming-next-week/

Uh... is this a necro? I dunno.

Meh a polished turd is still a turd.  The only thing that would make me happy is if they gave me a option to kill the kid and see a epic space battle and kill off the reapers.

...At least you're honest about it I suppose.

Also, allow me to share an awesome piece of fanart depicting Krogan riding cloned Kakliosaurs. FUCK YEAH

[The Illusive Man]

I’m back and keeping this thread alive! And take the edge off the impending disaster that is the EC.

The fan artist who created the announced for TF2 has done a few sketches of a fan ending. In my opinion it is quite funny.

Post Control ending, reaperised renegade fem Shep returns to rescue her crew, only to be shot in the face.

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Did anyone post the Escapist Blue Rose of Illium comic yet?
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/escapist-comics/9758-Blue-Rose-of-Illium

[Shane for Wax]

Can't wait to go home to download the Extended Cut.

Thank God a load of people seem pleased with it. I was already pleased with the ending I gained but it shall be interesting to see what all has changed and been added and such.

I'm Commander Shepard and my story is not done.

[Vypernight]

I just DL'ed it, but I don't have time to play right now.  I wonder what's on it at 1.5 GB!

[Shane for Wax]

 BSN doesn't seem to be bitching yet. I'm sure they will. You can't please everyone and to demand such a thing is asinine.

[Saturn500]

There's also a fourth ending now.

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You say "no", and screw everybody over. Wait, what?
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PThzItSAT5c" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PThzItSAT5c</a>

[The Illusive Man]

There's also a fourth ending now.

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You say "no", and screw everybody over. Wait, what?
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PThzItSAT5c" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PThzItSAT5c</a>

So the Starchild is Harbinger in disguise? WTF that makes even less sense! The whole concept of the Starchild is bad, their attempt to polish a turd made it more shitty.

Why would Harbinger willingly give Shepard a means and way to destroy or control both himself and the rest of the Reapers?

This is not bad writing, this is absolutely atrocious, shameful, horrible, terrible writing!


Lets not forget that Shepard is literally a power fantasy. He/she is told that he/she can not do the impossible (stop Saren, kill Sovereign, jump through the Omega 4 relay and survive, ect) except with certain types of impossible to justify Casey's ending.

I'm done with Bioware, never again.

[Vypernight]

I like the Destroy ending a little more now, and the others, a little less.

[CaseAgainstFaith]

So did the EC put Bioware back into a favorable/trusting light for you?  I played the EC and while IMO it did mend their favor-ability a bit

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like getting to see the quarian face was definitely neat not just some piece of shit stock photo

  however I still will never pre-order anything from them again.

[The Illusive Man]

So did the EC put Bioware back into a favorable/trusting light for you?  I played the EC and while IMO it did mend their favor-ability a bit

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like getting to see the quarian face was definitely neat not just some piece of shit stock photo

  however I still will never pre-order anything from them again.

No, they are now 2 time losers. The messed up once, got a second chance and blew it.

On the bright side at least the synthesis ending is hilariously bad instead of just regular terrible. I'm am going to repost this from Something Awful.

• Krogan and Turian families trying to cope with their new mishmash brute co-child
• Human and Batarian families trying to cope with their new mishmash Cannibal co-child
• The Cannibal's corpse gun arms just having all kinds of hosed up issues.
• Banshee retirement homes, lesbian sex and all. (Howling all night lol.)
• Marauder optometrists
• What about those sentient husks? Don't be silly, Alliance guy is going to keep the husk in his shed and go out to play video games with him sometimes.
• A whole generation of robosexuals, even toastersexuals
• Thousands of Shepard VIs all becoming real Shepards. "I'm Commander Shepard and OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED!?!?"
• siri becoming illusive man 2.0

Oh I forgot to include, are their any Collector's left? Javik might be able to hang out with them.

DLC leak time!

Get this, rouge Reaper (Leviathan of Dis)! Welp, I should have saw this one coming. Bioware like to play with the 'planet of hats' trope.

"If Leviathan is a defector--a Reaper that broke away from the others--then it is also a traitor."

http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/355/index/12777408/1
http://pastebin.com/rHzNDedX

Also:
Bow chicka bow-wow
"I don't want any tentacled creature inside your mind... except me."

We found the creators of the Reapers, space Cthulhu!
"So the Reapers did not fully exterminate their creators. That suggests they are fallible, even on large or long-term scales."

Oh goody underwater sections! Oh god the controls!
"Can't say I was happy sending you down in that submersible by yourself."


This might be prequel DLC, might be a joke by Liara.

<string>
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<position>173</position>
<data>What is it with you and rescuing scientists from dig sites that have been overrun by hostile forces?</data>
</string>
<string>
<id>757979</id>
<position>174</position>
<data>If you decide to help her take down the Shadow Broker, I'm going to be jealous. And somewhat concerned.</data>
</string>
<string>
<id>757980</id>
<position>175</position>
<data>Not that I'm complaining, mind you.</data>
</string>

[kefkaownsall]

Okay my thoughts on the new endings. 

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Destroy no real complains I still wish they let you not kill the Geth but meh that bad writing would always be there.  Control silly and stupid letting TIM be right but best one out of the bunch.  Synthesis my god it's like the writers forgot that they are not Deus Ex.  Reject okay this one is the worst it's basically Bioware giving you the finger.

[Vypernight]

There's one thing that's bothering me;

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If Sky Brat was living in the Citadel the entire time, then why bother with the Keepers?  He could contact the reapers himself.  Also, why did Soveriegn go through all that trouble when SB could do most of the work?  To me (especially with the voice change in the 4th ending), it seems like SB is really a reaper trying to trick Sheppard.  It makes sense because in the control ending, Shep sounds a lot like TIM;  "I'm all superior.  I know everything.  Yada Yada."  That's why I blow them to bits every single time now. 

Just something I was wondering.  I still wish you could skip the dream sequences.  They're not so enjoyable after the 5th or 6th time.

[Shane for Wax]

I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT!

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I knew shooting Starchild was gonna be a bad choice but I still did it. I liked the ending for that though. Though I feel kind of bad Stargazer got a woman's voice.

I adore the Destroy ending still. I always will. I won. I did what I set out to do. So fuck you and your noise, Reapers.

And I loved the cute little scene with you and your LI before the beam.

I still think I liked the original endings.

As a celebration, I have decided to finally use my actual Shepard I beat the Reapers with as my avatar.

Fuck yeah.