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Re: Charlie Hunnam cast as Christian Grey
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2013, 04:59:14 am »
Either way, the posts I've seen have more been mocking the movie than Charlie.
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Re: Charlie Hunnam cast as Christian Grey
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2013, 06:49:20 am »
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His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. ‘Are you ready for this?’ he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.

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Re: Charlie Hunnam cast as Christian Grey
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2013, 07:04:26 am »
Whaaaaat.

I should change the names and settings of my Dragon Age fanfic. It could not suck any worse than Fifty Shades.
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Re: Charlie Hunnam cast as Christian Grey
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2013, 07:06:39 am »
Quote from: Dakota Bob on September 10, 2013, 06:49:20 am
If this arouses you, you're probably on a sex crimes registry.

This is actually my first time seeing stuff from 50 Shades of Gray and all I'm thinking is "WTF!?"

THIS is the stuff that's popular lately?  THIS is what American women are wetting their pants for?

I've read Mario x Bowser crackfics that are better written than this!!
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Re: Charlie Hunnam cast as Christian Grey
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2013, 07:19:33 am »
Welcome to my world of seeing this shit everywhere.
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Re: Charlie Hunnam cast as Christian Grey
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2013, 08:52:13 am »
Quote from: Magus Silveresti on September 10, 2013, 07:06:39 am
Quote from: Dakota Bob on September 10, 2013, 06:49:20 am
If this arouses you, you're probably on a sex crimes registry.

This is actually my first time seeing stuff from 50 Shades of Gray and all I'm thinking is "WTF!?"

THIS is the stuff that's popular lately?  THIS is what American women are wetting their pants for?

I've read Mario x Bowser crackfics that are better written than this!!

No no. Those crackfics are EXACTLY like this.
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Re: Charlie Hunnam cast as Christian Grey
« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2013, 09:45:46 am »
Pretty much every quote I've read from the book makes the author sound like a fucking middle schooler.
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Re: Charlie Hunnam cast as Christian Grey
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2013, 10:09:39 am »
@Askold: Wow...I have massive respect for the person who translated "50 Shades" into Finnish. I mean, I thought that I had a tough gig translating Christian theology books, but this garbage would be beyond me...
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Re: Charlie Hunnam cast as Christian Grey
« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2013, 10:46:30 am »
Quote from: Dakota Bob on September 10, 2013, 06:49:20 am
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His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. ‘Are you ready for this?’ he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.

If this arouses you, you're probably on a sex crimes registry.

Agreed. Not because of the cannibalistic rodents, that's a perfectly acceptable kink. I mean the terrible excuse for erotic writing.
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Re: Charlie Hunnam cast as Christian Grey
« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2013, 10:48:07 am »
The more quotes from the book I read, the more I want to read the whole thing. This is like The Room of books.
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Re: Charlie Hunnam cast as Christian Grey
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2013, 12:14:22 pm »
A fanfic...?  An altered Twilight fanfic?   And it's this popular? 

My brain... where is my brain?!  It s'ploded!

Damn... I mean, from the excerpts, it doesn't even read like a good fanfic.  Nowhere even remotely close... all that flowery prose and saying way too much and trying way too hard... ugh.
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Re: Charlie Hunnam cast as Christian Grey
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2013, 12:17:44 pm »
Quote from: SpaceProg on September 10, 2013, 12:14:22 pm
A fanfic...?  An altered Twilight fanfic?   And it's this popular? 

My brain... where is my brain?!  It s'ploded!

Damn... I mean, from the excerpts, it doesn't even read like a good fanfic.  Nowhere even remotely close... all that flowery prose and saying way too much and trying way too hard... ugh.

all I can think is that it's a crappier 'My Immortal'.
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Re: Charlie Hunnam cast as Christian Grey
« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2013, 01:14:57 pm »
Quote from: SpaceProg on September 10, 2013, 12:14:22 pm
A fanfic...?  An altered Twilight fanfic?   And it's this popular? 

My brain... where is my brain?!  It s'ploded!

Damn... I mean, from the excerpts, it doesn't even read like a good fanfic.  Nowhere even remotely close... all that flowery prose and saying way too much and trying way too hard... ugh.

That's the beautiful thing about this. "50 Shades" is a terribly written fanfic of a terribly written story that was inspired by a horny housewife's wet dream about a sparkly vampire who's stho sthuper hawtt liek omggggg <333333333333.
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Re: Charlie Hunnam cast as Christian Grey
« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2013, 01:40:50 pm »
Sparkles... God...  They don't even have fangs.  Honestly...

Eh, I'm gonna shut up.  I could go on forever.
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Re: Charlie Hunnam cast as Christian Grey
« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2013, 02:30:04 pm »
Quote from: chitoryu12 on September 10, 2013, 08:52:13 am
Quote from: Magus Silveresti on September 10, 2013, 07:06:39 am
Quote from: Dakota Bob on September 10, 2013, 06:49:20 am
If this arouses you, you're probably on a sex crimes registry.

This is actually my first time seeing stuff from 50 Shades of Gray and all I'm thinking is "WTF!?"

THIS is the stuff that's popular lately?  THIS is what American women are wetting their pants for?

I've read Mario x Bowser crackfics that are better written than this!!

No no. Those crackfics are EXACTLY like this.

No no, I mean those crackfics are, in fact, BETTER than this.

I'm saying that by crack fic quality, 50 Shades is bad.  BAD.  VERY BAD.
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