Oh god, do they have a link for that second one? I kind of want to read it...
I tired searching for it, but couldn't find anything.
I did, however, find the Bella Wolverine story:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6265266/1/Bella-Eclipse-WolverineMy name is Isabella Swan Wolverine.
Eclipse is my code name
My dad has claws that are made of adamantium(covers his skeleton).
My mom could convince anyone anything as long as she touches them.
I have both powers and can move things with my mind.
Like my father I got my skeleton covered in adamantium.
A month after my 17th birthday my mom came and found me
she said that she wanted to take me some where special
and I made the mistake of hugging so she convinced me
to trust Stryker the man who made my father a peace of the metal.
The professor (I'm to lazy to explain his power google it)
saw this and sent my dad,Storm,Scott ,and Jean
"Have you ever been in Texas?"
"I was born there, Bub."
"Then why do you sound so Canadian?"
"Because my father is Canadian. And I lived in Europe for the majority of my life so mixing that in with the fact that English was never easy for me, talking without an accent ain't easy."
Edit: Christ, you don't even need to read the stories in the FF.net crossovers section. The descriptions and index pages are hilarious on their own (spoilered for size):
