Had a very enjoyable Christmas dinner. Delicious food, followed by me and my dad almost throwing up with laughter. My cousin was trying to remember the names of Santa's reindeer, and me and my dad were throwing in a few of our own. "On poofter, on arsehole, on knob-end, on cum-bubble". Extremely immature and rather puerile, most definitely, but damned if it wasn't utterly hilarious at the time. I was laughing so hard that I could barely breathe.
Also, profiteroles. Because they shit on sausage rolls.