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Title: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: Stormwarden on May 12, 2012, 01:48:45 am
Okay, we need to build a soundtrack guaranteed to send any fundie from Jack Chick to Kent Hovind to that Donahue guy from that one Catholic group, into a frothing rage.

My picks: "Every Sperm is Sacred," anything by GWAR, and some things by MC Hawking. I'd post the youtubes of them if they're on, but my PC is being crap atm.
Title: Re: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: Cloud3514 on May 12, 2012, 02:24:27 am
"A View From the End of the World" and "Remnant (March of the Undead Part IV)" by Machinae Supremacy, "God Thinks" by Voltaire and practically anything from Epica.
Title: Re: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: ThunderWulf on May 12, 2012, 02:31:07 am
"Resurrection by Erection" by Powerwolf
Title: Re: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: Stormwarden on May 12, 2012, 02:35:24 am
"Heaven Denies" and "Poor Man's Crusade"  by Demons and Wizards, the entirety of the "Box of the Wicked" set by Iced Earth.
Title: Re: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: Dakota Bob on May 12, 2012, 07:56:45 am
Pretty much anything by Deicide, especially "Fuck Your God"
Title: Re: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: Morgenleoht on May 12, 2012, 09:09:29 am
'The Festival of Life' by Kevin Bloody Wilson; Tim Minchin's 'The Pope Song' if dealing with Catholics.
Title: Re: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: Saturn500 on May 12, 2012, 10:20:56 am
Surfin' Bird

Or maybe it just pisses ME off because my older brother keeps doing it, although the repetitive lyrics make it great for trolling anyone.
Title: Re: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: Igor on May 12, 2012, 11:04:31 am
Bad Religion. Any and all of Bad Religion's music.
Title: Re: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: myusername on May 12, 2012, 01:51:45 pm
Lots of Roy Zimmerman's stuff is good. In particular, "Socialist!" - "you drive here on a public street? SOCIALIST!"; "Creation Science 101", "To The Victims of the Tragedy" (about those right wingers who go on about guns, killing liberals, etc and then act surprised when some nutjob carries it out), "I Want a Marriage Like They Had in The Bible", "Defenders of Marriage", "Vote Republican" hell tbf about half his stuff at a minimum could be used to annoy fundies!
Title: Re: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: Deus ex Populo on May 12, 2012, 02:12:53 pm
I'd recommend we add "Opiate" and "Eulogy" by Tool to the list.
Title: Re: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: N. De Plume on May 12, 2012, 07:28:24 pm
I’m always up for Tim Minchin’s Pope Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHRDfut2Vx0) (Very, NSFW, there. “Cluster F-bomb” does not begin to describe it. Plus there is a nice little animation you won’t want your boss to see.)
Title: Re: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: Stormwarden on May 13, 2012, 12:01:54 am
"Jesus He Knows Me" by Genesis. "Liberate" by Disturbed, and I recall someone posting a vid called "Anti-Pope" on the forums?
Title: Re: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: ThunderWulf on May 13, 2012, 12:02:53 am
Quote from: Stormwarden on May 13, 2012, 12:01:54 am
"Jesus He Knows Me" by Genesis. "Liberate" by Disturbed, and I recall someone posting a vid called "Anti-Pope" on the forums?

Fuck yes!  Zlad's "Anti-Pope" would be perfect.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGBHfXPqbgI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGBHfXPqbgI)
Title: Re: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: Rime on May 13, 2012, 03:07:30 pm
I'll limit to one track per band:

Ministry of Fools (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejNzi0kLpdo) by Saxon.
Die With Your Boots On (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFnpCVyTJXQ) by Iron Maiden
Thankx For Nothin' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlDw5VwDI6Q) by Overkill
Who Will Save the Sane (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkZu42k7sJ4) by Type-O Negative
Title: Re: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: That Guy on May 13, 2012, 10:46:58 pm
Quote from: Randomwolf42 on May 12, 2012, 11:04:31 am
Bad Religion. Any and all of Bad Religion's music.
YES!
Their logo is enough to piss them off. ;D

And also this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rao24CjiZJM
teehee.
Title: Re: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: Stormwarden on May 14, 2012, 01:19:42 am
"Slaying the Dreamer" by Nightwish
Title: Re: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: Søren on May 14, 2012, 10:10:08 pm
Kill With Hate by Inquisition

Strong mighty warriors of Satans cult arise
Now is the time to kill followers of Christ
Preachers of the Jewish faith must also meet their death
Gather all your weapons for the war against the light

Battlefields in churches is a vision we all have
And cutting off the head of every Jewisch Christian pig
They turn the other cheek and we give them death
Honoring our ancestors we give them our revenge

Abbadon, the ancient god of destruction and all death...
Is the one that is asking that we answer his wish
Sacrifice the lambs of God legions of black arts!
Satan shall feel proud that we help him reign on earth

Under mystic fullmoon skies we honor satans throne
In return for the worship we are given arms of war
Massacre the holy ones again and again
This is a battle that will never have an end

Warriors of Satan killing for their lord
Mutilated angels falling from the heavens
Title: Re: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on May 14, 2012, 10:49:38 pm
"What Your Parents Think All Your Music Sounds Like" by Worm Quartet

Sex! Drugs! Satan! Drugs!
Sex! Drugs! Satan! Drugs!

Kill your neighbor, kill your brother, kill your sister
Kill your parents, kill your teachers, kill yourself
Sculpt a statue of the devil with your feces
Shit fuck death beer!
Shit, fuck, death, beer!
Carve a pentagram into your neighbor's poodle
Staple gerbils to the face of every nun you see
Murder everyone and send me all your money
Shit fuck death beer!
Shit, fuck, death, beer!

Sex! Drugs! Satan! Drugs!
Sex! Drugs! Satan! Drugs!
Sex! Drugs! Satan! Drugs!
Sex! Drugs! Satan! Drugs!

Rape your mother, get her pregnant, kill the baby
Set the church on fire and use the flames to light your crack pipe
All the cool kids sacrifice their cats to Satan
Shit fuck death beer!
Shit, fuck, death, beer!
Turn your hat and show your undies like a gangsta
Put your homework off until the very day it's due
Girls will fuck you if you drink right from the milk jug
Shit fuck death beer!
Shit, fuck, death, beer!

Sex! Drugs! Satan! Drugs!
Sex! Drugs! Satan! Drugs!
Sex! Drugs! Satan! Drugs!
Sex! Drugs! Satan! Drugs!
Title: Re: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: Søren on May 15, 2012, 08:18:18 am
The entire Anthropocentric album by The Ocean Collective
Title: Re: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: Kain on May 15, 2012, 11:21:10 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS0mQ25ezq4

...Really? No-one's posted Slayer yet? :P
Title: Re: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: Kain on May 15, 2012, 11:27:13 am
Quote from: Tank on May 13, 2012, 10:46:58 pm
Quote from: Randomwolf42 on May 12, 2012, 11:04:31 am
Bad Religion. Any and all of Bad Religion's music.
YES!
Their logo is enough to piss them off. ;D

And also this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rao24CjiZJM
teehee.

Good God, yes. *high-five*
Title: Re: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: RavynousHunter on May 15, 2012, 12:29:50 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVkBxsYGwHI

In Thor's glorious name, it is done.
Title: Re: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: ThunderWulf on May 15, 2012, 06:52:20 pm
Here's some more good ones:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qfzW5mMf6E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApVSxGmAMCc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM_e9uM0R-o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhAvQcweR-g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJkMrl4AG8w
Title: Re: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: TheL on May 15, 2012, 08:13:16 pm
NIN--"Heresy"

Korn--"Hypocrites"  (actually, ANY Korn is good for trolling ANYone.  "Shoots and Ladders" is especially good for laughs)

Electric Six--"Gay Bar"
Title: Re: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: Stormwarden on May 15, 2012, 11:25:51 pm
Marilyn Manson: "Personal Jesus"

Depeche Mode: "Personal Jesus (NOT A TYPO!)" "Blasphemous Rumors"

Green Day: "Minority"
Title: Re: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: Cataclysm on May 16, 2012, 01:06:03 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EpMEhYmXKc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsToUxmejaM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajULH6dNihI

These next two aren't really videos as much as lyrics. Plus they contain swearing which may show you're a plant.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: myusername on May 18, 2012, 04:11:49 pm
F.D.K. By Mudhoney

I'm all for life, until the bastard's born
after that he's out on his own
and if he does crime tryin' to survive
I'll make damn sure he gets electrified!

^ Pro life logic in a nutshell
Title: Re: Music to troll Fundies By
Post by: RavynousHunter on May 18, 2012, 09:30:46 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Skk0I9M8Oig

Hey, assholes...where are you going when you die?