Someone mentioned Hell in a Cell and it brought all sorts of funny antics to my mind:
*both come out with killer promos and catch phrases.
*multiple chair shots on both politicians
*someone gets power-bombed through the Spanish Announce table
*Ron Paul makes a last minute run-in for a screwjob ending, stealing the "belt" for himself!
*the debate moderator must be Rowdy Roddy Piper: "Just when they think they have the answers, 'I' change the questions!"
I imagine the promos as something like this:
Obama: "Do you SMELL what Barack is cookin?"
Romney: "It doesn't matter 'what' my tax is!"
Paul: "eeehwwww yeah, diggit?!"
Romney: "whatcha gonna do when Romna-maniacs run wild over YOU?!"
Obama: "to be the man, you gotta 'BEAT' the man! wooooooooo!"
Romney: "I'm the best there is, the best their was, and the best there ever will be!"
Paul: "you'll all Rest...In...Peace... (eyes roll back in his head)!"
Obama: "I am the tag team champions! yes, Yes, YES!"