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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #255 on: March 20, 2012, 02:59:42 pm »
Can't tell if he's being affectionate or tasting.
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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #256 on: March 20, 2012, 09:32:58 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDbuxw_AF3I" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDbuxw_AF3I</a>

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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #257 on: March 30, 2012, 09:20:02 am »
Made me think of this:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQi3q-Nf9wA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQi3q-Nf9wA</a>

I read this last night. Today I was eating broccoli with my lunch and Lachlan, the 18-year-old cat, kept trying to get at my plate. I'm now vegetarian, so there was nothing else on the plate he might have been after. Sure enough, as soon as I let him have some broccoli he nommed it furiously and with obvious pleasure!

The dog won't eat it.

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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #258 on: March 30, 2012, 08:24:45 pm »

That's a Bateater just hatching. :-)

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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #259 on: March 31, 2012, 01:11:53 pm »
I just realised that I haven't flooded this thread with pictures of my baby girl yet.
 
Therefore:

No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!

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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #260 on: March 31, 2012, 01:45:41 pm »
Awww.

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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #261 on: April 01, 2012, 01:24:12 pm »
Askold - is that a tooth or part of one of the puffs on the floor?

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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #262 on: April 02, 2012, 07:53:09 pm »
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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« Reply #263 on: April 02, 2012, 10:54:24 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Vf9tm9bu0U" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Vf9tm9bu0U</a>

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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #264 on: April 03, 2012, 10:21:38 am »
Askold - is that a tooth or part of one of the puffs on the floor?

It's "puff."

Those things melt when wet so she can eat them even withouth teeth, although she does like crunching them. Apparently the sound is funny.

No actual nutritional value in them, but they are a decent "snack" or distractment for her.
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!

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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #266 on: April 08, 2012, 05:39:50 pm »


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *breaks glass*

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« Reply #267 on: April 08, 2012, 05:58:18 pm »
The other day, my history teacher brought in his fat bulldog to class. It was wearing rabbit ears. Some of my classmates took pictures. If I find any, I'll post them here.
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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #268 on: April 08, 2012, 08:27:44 pm »
I just wish snakes could really make facial expressions. I would love to see that with a “I’m gonna fuckin’ kill whoever put this on me,” expression.
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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #269 on: April 09, 2012, 05:08:06 am »
I just wish snakes could really make facial expressions. I would love to see that with a “I’m gonna fuckin’ kill whoever put this on me,” expression.

You can't see the little glint in his eye that says that?

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Fucking Dalek twats I’m going to twat you over the head with my fucking TARDIS you fucking fucks!