A old co-worker from the Phillipines told me a hilarious story in which they put on a passion play for Eastern at her Church. The man playing Jesus was tied to the cross (with ample support so it wasn't painful) and could not move. All was well and good, but the hole the cross was not deep enough, and there was a gust of wind. Down went the cross, with the poor man....face first. The next year, they changed it so Jesus wasn't immobilized.