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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #75 on: June 22, 2012, 06:55:52 pm »
A convo between me and my ex's best friend.  (Yes, I talk to my ex's best friend.)

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CardsLafter: That has to be fake.  XD I honestly can NOT wrap my mind around that much stupidity.  I just can't do it.  I'm sorry, Lara, but you win.  I've met the edge of my sanity and I didn't think it existed.  Damn.
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #76 on: June 23, 2012, 02:02:32 pm »
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #77 on: July 24, 2012, 11:06:04 pm »
9:04 PM - Khris: FJU+ajk]-f09ja]f[jaop9[f80hysie9f0y8a7wty emr ym08hywhftw0hnfe ]
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #78 on: August 13, 2012, 09:33:19 am »
Damen: Is it weird that when I see the term "Working poor" I think to myself "Like the Living Dead?"
Deimos: probably, you have your own special brand of weird
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #79 on: August 13, 2012, 11:12:47 am »
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #80 on: August 13, 2012, 08:49:12 pm »
Deimos: oh gods
Deimos: horribly awkward moment
Deimos: it was beautiful
Damen: Oh?
Deimos: singing the second track of hail spirit noirs debut album
Deimos: lyric was "kill your mother, while you're still in her womb"
Deimos: of course I had to be next to a pregnant lady
Deimos: of course, because God thinks my life isn't awkward enough at all!
Damen: ...I know this is true because you can't make this shit up.
Deimos: most awkward silence ever >.>
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #81 on: August 15, 2012, 05:19:55 pm »
Deimos: hm, if I get sexually excited at the prospect of licking cum off my face whilst streaking the worlds deadliest pathogen on a TSA plate, should I worry about my mental state?
Damen: Yes. Yes you should.
Damen: And I already do.
Deimos: teehee .^_^

*right after*

Deimos: you know what how about you just fly down here and follow me around all day with a notepad and pen recording everything I say
Deimos: will that make you happy?
Damen: No.
Damen: I have an audio recorder. Why would I need a pen and paper?
Deimos: ah, efficiency!
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #82 on: August 26, 2012, 09:21:41 pm »
Deimos: guess wut I just did  ;D
Damen: ...those words from you fill me with apprehension, dread and a sort of curiosity that I get when coming upon the scene of a car accident.
Deimos: liquid nitrogen grenades  ;D
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Deimos: you love it
Damen: You are far from not interesting.
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #83 on: August 27, 2012, 01:24:42 am »
I still think he should just follow me around all day...
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #84 on: August 27, 2012, 03:54:55 pm »
Maybe he should videotape you and sell it. :P
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #85 on: August 28, 2012, 02:26:57 am »
12:23 AM - Khriston W Robinson: like if the first star trek movie was a mouth it would never eat any food only dicks would enter at every moment of every day of every month of every year for the rest of time
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #86 on: September 02, 2012, 06:55:06 pm »
Do text messages on phones count?

Mom: We're going to my mother's (in AL) this weekend.  We may swing by (Canadian aunt)'s on Monday.

And today: Autopilot's not working, so we're not going up to (Canadian aunt)'s after all.

I get surreal messages since Dad bought that plane.
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #87 on: September 02, 2012, 07:06:07 pm »
......plane?

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #88 on: September 03, 2012, 03:39:13 pm »
I mainly spend time on Omegle whenever I'm bored. Some interesting stuff happens, such as this conversation I had with a guy pretending to be a pedophile. The conversation (which I posted on GTAForums a while ago) was pretty interesting, though I must say he may have trolled me good. Swears are censored due to this being copied directly from GTAForums.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Asl
Stranger: 68/m/texas
You: im not telling you sh*t
You: 68?!?
Stranger: Mmkay the
Stranger: Yeah
You: what the f*ck?
Stranger: One more year till 69
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: My names Wesley
Stranger: Wesley Bergeson
You: what's a 68 year old man doing on omegle?
Stranger: Just finding girls and guys to chat with ;) and make friends
You: sex offender
Stranger: How old are u
You: im 17
Stranger: Perfect
Stranger: Boy or girl
You: boy you f*cking pedo
Stranger: Wanna send some pics
You: f*ck off
Stranger: U have a kik?
Stranger: Imessage?
Stranger: Facebook?
Stranger: Cell phone?
You: shut up you retard
Stranger: Email?
You: child molestor
Stranger: Cuz i got all of the above and more
Stranger: I would never hurt a pure beautiful sprouting child...
Stranger: Children are my life
You: are you a member of NAMBLA?
Stranger: Wtf is that
Stranger: I'm a member of the circle of life
You: north american man boy love association
Stranger: Umm no
Stranger: Love has no gender...
You: they'd be perfect for a creep like you
Stranger: That sounds like narnia
Stranger: Wanna come to my 69th bday party
You: no way
Stranger: Aww
Stranger: Why not
Stranger: Ur invitee
Stranger: I'll even send plane tix
Stranger: I have a lot of money
You: because i hate pedos and i live in the uk, not texas in the us
Stranger: I'll buy you anything u want
You: Okay i'll come
Stranger: Xbox games? Iphone? Hookers?
Stranger: What are teens into these days...
You: i want a copy of grand theft auto v
You: on ps3
Stranger: All i hear you teens talk about these days... is 'Is this w
Stranger: Is my wifi organic
Stranger: Thats what teens say right
Stranger: Im being hip
You: you are f*cked up
Stranger: And consider it done. I just need ur address
Stranger: ;$
Stranger: ;)
You: i'm not telling you sh*t buddy
Stranger: Then u dont get ur grand theft auto
Stranger: I will come to ur house
Stranger: And make love to u
Stranger: <3
Stranger: I'm only being human. Humans have urges
You: my address is 27 f*ckoff meadows
Stranger: Oooh thats racy
Stranger: Maybe a pure sprouting gift like u should find someplace more innocent
Stranger: ;) i know lots of places
You: just a question
Stranger: Yeah
You: are you married?
Stranger: No
Stranger: Marriage is over rated
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: Im single and hot
Stranger: Wanna see my abs
You: no i don't
You: you're creepy
Stranger: Hit me up on kik. Its @onesexymannamedwesburgesonlookingforn00ds111112222233333
Stranger: Jk
You: that's not a real address
Stranger: Its a kik username
Stranger: But fake ;)
Stranger: Sauce!! MOARR
You: oh my god stop pulling those smiley faces
You: you're a freak
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: I do this kn
Stranger: In real life
You: i bet your abs are all wrinkly or covered by layers of fat
Stranger: Well i bet no one sells u pot
Stranger: Hit me up on kik
Stranger: Ill do the job
Stranger: ;)
You: heres my message to you
Stranger: What
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Stranger: Ohh is that a dick? Saucy ;) want pls
You: it's a middle finger you dumbass
You: but since you insist
Stranger: As in f*ck you!
Stranger: How hard?
Stranger: ;)
You: okay no you're just being a sick bastard
You: are you for rea;?
You: *real?
Stranger: Of course
Stranger: Is ur mom for real
You: mum*
Stranger: Well do you really think theres 68 year old pedo bear in texas named Wes Burgeson who
Stranger: Creeps on 17 yr old boys
Stranger: And promises them video games
You: so you finally admit it lol
Stranger: And gives them a fake kik address
Stranger: And asks for nudes
Stranger: And claims to be sexu
You: of course nt
You: *not
Stranger: And asks ur address?
Stranger: Yeah theres pedophiles on here
You: i was just playing along lol
Stranger: But they are wayyy more discree
Stranger: Discreet
Stranger: Yeah right
Stranger: U were fooled
Stranger: I was testing u
You: good act though
Stranger: Hahaha its fun
You: i might try it myself you know
Stranger: Cuz most ppl on omegle are dumb f*cktards
You: true
Stranger: And usually believe it
Stranger: The funniest thing is when ur likw oooh ur a boy? I only want girl nudes ;) then they go oh wait im a girl xD
Stranger: Im like seriously dumbass?
Stranger: Get a bf or something
You: i agree, i troll this place when im bored
Stranger: Me too
You: but you trolled better than me
Stranger: Thanks i probably did
Stranger: I dont do the vid chat
Stranger: Too much dinosaur cock
You: the vid chat is full of losers jerking off
Stranger: Yeah and fake celebs. My bro put a video of JB and the person FLIPPED out
You: haha dumbasses
Stranger: Ua
Stranger: Ya
Stranger: This dumb retard from my school thinks she met drake on omegle
Stranger: And its funny cuz drake sucks
You: as if he would be on omegle
Stranger: Ya
You: he obviously has better things to do like make crappy music
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: One direction is so much better
Stranger: Jk
Stranger: They suck
You: haha true
Stranger: All the girls i know go crazy over them -_-
You: all modern artists suck
You: well most of them anyway
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Ãgrëęd
You: anyway better be going
Stranger: Go troll!
You: had fun though, later
You: i will :)
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #89 on: September 03, 2012, 08:39:19 pm »
Quote from: ironbite on September 02, 2012, 07:06:07 pm
......plane?

Ironbite-PLANE!?

Yes, my father owns a godsdamn plane.  6-seater.

You know how sometimes, I'll say offhand "my parents are kinda rich?"  Yeah, they are now officially own-a-plane-rich.  Not yacht-rich, servants-rich or jet-rich, though.
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