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Offline davedan

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Re: Best Political Cartoons
« Reply #6240 on: April 23, 2020, 09:47:06 pm »
Why don't you ask the Poles how many men armed with guns does it take to beat a tank?

You are also assuming that no armed civilians would turn out in support of the US military
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« Reply #6241 on: April 24, 2020, 10:29:16 am »
Here are a few statistics you might find interesting.

There are about 1.5 million people in all branches of the American military put together. The majority are unarmed noncombatant support staff.

Between one-third and one-half of American adults own guns. Some only have one, but the average number is eight guns. About half of non-gun owners would be willing to own a gun in the future.

Even if we go with the more conservative estimates and assume that only a tenth would fight, armed civilians would outnumber the military two-to-one. And because this is a point that bears repeating, most people in the military don't actually fight.

...You know those weapons are basically fucking cap guns compared to actual military hardware, right?  This isn't 1782, where the best anyone could hope for was a flintlock musket.  The military (hell, even SWAT teams) have an enormous technological advantage against Joe Scumfuck that thinks his .223 Remington hunting rifle can stand toe-to-toe with assault rifles, submachine guns, and squad automatic weapons like the M249 SAW.

That also completely discounts the extreme amount of training and experience even your average Army grunt has over John Q. Gunlicker who, most of the time, could just about run thru the woods at his auntie's house in Sisterfist, Arkansas and maybe hit a can with his illegally modified AR-15.

Again, even against a comparatively tame SWAT team, most of these LARPing dipshits would last about half an hour before either being arrested or ventilated.  Sure, you'd have a few ex-military holdouts here and there, but its exceedingly unlikely they're the second coming of Simo Haeyhae.  Most of 'em are Frank Castle wannabes that, again, would eventually either be forced to eat turf and get yeeted behind steel bars for the rest of their lives, or cornered in whatever backwoods trailer they made their home and turned into pincoushins.
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« Reply #6242 on: April 24, 2020, 02:58:03 pm »
Yeah I'm afraid Technology trumps numbers. The US army has made it that they don't even need boots on the ground to fight battles. Just an unmanned undetectable drone that can carpet bomb a whole city block in a matter of seconds. Or a powerful LED light ( vomit gun ) that makes people so sick it causes them to stop and puke all over the place.
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« Reply #6243 on: April 24, 2020, 03:35:12 pm »
I'd pay money to watch a bunch of hicks try and fight something like an ED-209.

My money's on the 209.
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« Reply #6244 on: April 25, 2020, 01:20:33 am »
But that's not a real thing.
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« Reply #6245 on: April 25, 2020, 01:40:20 am »
...Is it now?

https://steelturman.typepad.com/thesteeldeal/2006/11/antipersonnel_r.html

Techwin developed a robot outfitted with voice recognition software (hopefully less buggy), its mobile, and given quite a lethal set of weapons. They're primarily used on the Korean border, but aside from that, they can be bought up at 200,000 dollars. It even looks a lot like the good ol' ED-209.

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Re: Best Political Cartoons
« Reply #6246 on: April 25, 2020, 01:53:59 pm »
Does it still squeal like a piggy when it falls over?
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« Reply #6247 on: April 29, 2020, 09:34:51 pm »
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Re: Best Political Cartoons
« Reply #6249 on: May 04, 2020, 10:55:27 pm »
Wait is Alex Jones (I think that's Alex Jones) supposed to be Judas?
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Re: Best Political Cartoons
« Reply #6250 on: May 05, 2020, 06:26:04 am »
I think that's Mike Pompeo

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Re: Best Political Cartoons
« Reply #6251 on: May 14, 2020, 12:24:44 pm »
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« Reply #6252 on: May 15, 2020, 12:13:06 am »
Well said Justin, well said.  Better gun laws are needed to prevent more tragedies like we had recently.


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« Reply #6253 on: May 15, 2020, 06:38:31 pm »
Well said Justin, well said.  Better gun laws are needed to prevent more tragedies like we had recently.

What laws would have prevented the tragedy in Nova Scotia? And does what happened justify screwing over law-abiding citizens?
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It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?

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Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.