You know, this is what I think:
The Pentecostals/Charismatics are fucking insane, and live in an animist worldview where every single demon is out to get them and they need to PRAY,PRAY,PRAY every single moment so Satan won't steal your soul because you have an old D and D book you have not even opened in 8 years. It makes God weak and pathetic.
However...
Calvinism is downright fucking Satanic. Your God and Your Satan are non-different. Satan may actually BE the lesser evil in Calvinism. Every Ethical, Moral person should be proud of being damned if the Calvinists are "right"; you'd be more MORAL then god!
And this is why I am not Christian.