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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #1785 on: February 21, 2013, 11:43:29 am »
Started Deus Ex and man the game is ugly even by 2000 standards
I'd forgotten about the running and screaming part of the tranq darts myself.

Or the crossbow that shoots gigantic bolts right into your face and do nothing but knock you unconscious harmlessly.

I'd like to also point out that just a year later, they released a game that looked like this. On a console that the Deus Ex port had to be dumbed down for.
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« Reply #1786 on: February 21, 2013, 12:09:11 pm »
Also Banjo Tooie was just as long so I dunno my guess they put too much effort into story and gameplay

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #1787 on: February 21, 2013, 01:23:05 pm »
Max Payne looked even worse.

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #1788 on: February 21, 2013, 03:08:04 pm »
So, One Piece: Pirate Warriors is half off right now.
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #1789 on: February 21, 2013, 05:02:49 pm »
Anyone watch the Playstation 4 announcement thing last night?  Wasn't too bad over all but I think I will be skipping this generation of consoles and sticking to my PC.  Though the biggest take away from last night is Diablo 3 is getting ported to the PS3 and PS4 and well that sent the PC Diablo 3 fanboys into a nuclear meltdown of rage.  see here -

http://www.reddit.com/r/Diablo/comments/18yhdt/diablo_3_offline_play_on_playstation_3_4/

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http://www.diablofans.com/topic/86606-diablo-3-offline-play-on-playstation-3-4/

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #1790 on: February 21, 2013, 05:18:10 pm »
My question is, why bother with a console port in the first place? I think there are around 10 people in the world who don't hate it.

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #1791 on: February 21, 2013, 05:26:35 pm »
Ive not played it but why Krater and torchlight 2 r chaper and better

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #1792 on: February 21, 2013, 07:43:51 pm »
Also Banjo Tooie was just as long so I dunno my guess they put too much effort into story and gameplay
You say that like it's a bad thing.

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« Reply #1793 on: February 21, 2013, 08:42:58 pm »
Oh, and since nobody mentioned the PS4 yet, I feel this is warranted.
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #1794 on: February 21, 2013, 08:53:41 pm »
Also Banjo Tooie was just as long so I dunno my guess they put too much effort into story and gameplay
You say that like it's a bad thing.

I hated Banjo Tooie for the amount of backtracking it involved, you constantly had to be going in between worlds to achieve a single jiggy compared to the first game where you only to go back to a world once (Defeat the polar bear with the running shoes that you get in the next world).

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Oh, and since nobody mentioned the PS4 yet

I was waiting for any news on the Vita, instead I got a console I won't even bother with.

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #1795 on: February 21, 2013, 09:00:26 pm »
I actually liked that bit of metroid vania but it was only in Tooie not so much Kazooie

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« Reply #1796 on: February 21, 2013, 09:03:02 pm »
Also Banjo Tooie was just as long so I dunno my guess they put too much effort into story and gameplay
You say that like it's a bad thing.

I hated Banjo Tooie for the amount of backtracking it involved, you constantly had to be going in between worlds to achieve a single jiggy compared to the first game where you only to go back to a world once (Defeat the polar bear with the running shoes that you get in the next world).

I think we were both referring to Deus Ex (the gameplay and story is amazing but the aesthetic is a tad lacking).

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #1797 on: February 21, 2013, 09:06:42 pm »
part of the issue is Deus Ex's graphics can hurt gameplay IE I had no idea if a floor was metal or not

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #1798 on: February 21, 2013, 09:12:27 pm »
I hated Banjo Tooie for the amount of backtracking it involved, you constantly had to be going in between worlds to achieve a single jiggy compared to the first game where you only to go back to a world once (Defeat the polar bear with the running shoes that you get in the next world).

Yeah, that got annoying reeeeal fast, to me. That and you could be in a level for an hour and still have just one jiggy. I got sick of the levels.
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #1799 on: February 21, 2013, 09:25:02 pm »
So anyone else play Magical Diary