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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #4470 on: June 02, 2014, 03:56:43 pm »
I'm looking forward to Mario Kart for the 3ds. It's supposed to be out in August, according to the clerk at Gamestop, but we'll have to wait and see.
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« Reply #4471 on: June 02, 2014, 04:31:51 pm »
The Witcher is a really engrossing, well-written RPG and I'm having tons of fun...

...And then the game just gives me some kind of semi-pornographic trading card for fucking some character, and I think to myself, some real goofy fucks must have made this game. Seriously, who's fucking idea was this? I get annoyed just thinking about it. Still, great game, recommend buying it.

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« Reply #4472 on: June 02, 2014, 05:13:59 pm »
The Witcher is a really engrossing, well-written RPG and I'm having tons of fun...

...And then the game just gives me some kind of semi-pornographic trading card for fucking some character, and I think to myself, some real goofy fucks must have made this game. Seriously, who's fucking idea was this? I get annoyed just thinking about it. Still, great game, recommend buying it.

I liked that part, for some reason. I guess it was just interesting to see how the women were portrayed in the cards. Plus I like (some) games that give you the ability to fuck, anyway.
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #4473 on: June 04, 2014, 05:36:30 pm »
So From Software went ahead and announced 3 pieces of DLC for Dark Souls 2, and are selling a "season pass", because I haven't sunken enough of my time in Das2, they have to reel me back in...

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #4474 on: June 04, 2014, 09:25:36 pm »
I don't even have DS2 yet... more goodies for me when I can afford it!
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #4475 on: June 04, 2014, 09:45:36 pm »
They've been ironing out a lot of the kinks with PvP, though I doubt some gamers will ever be satisfied.  At least not until hexes are weaker than sorceries, miracles, pyromancies, two handed weapons, one handed weapons, shields, and daggers.

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« Reply #4476 on: June 05, 2014, 02:38:10 am »
Of course, now some people are pissed that DLC is coming out so close to the games release (well, it's not really THAT close, it's been about 4 months?) and are speculating this is cut content they are monetizing. I admit I was kinda annoyed when I heard From was doing this "season pass" shit but the DLC for Das1 was fantastic so I'll attempt to withhold judgement until they release the first part.

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« Reply #4477 on: June 05, 2014, 02:45:00 am »
Of course, now some people are pissed that DLC is coming out so close to the games release (well, it's not really THAT close, it's been about 4 months?) and are speculating this is cut content they are monetizing. I admit I was kinda annoyed when I heard From was doing this "season pass" shit but the DLC for Das1 was fantastic so I'll attempt to withhold judgement until they release the first part.

Regarding such uprorars - do people realise that games are often finished months before their release date, meaning that devs have had months to work on DLC and therefore early or 1st day DLC does not necessarily mean anything was cut just to be sold later?  Or do people actually think games are released the day they're released or something?

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #4478 on: June 05, 2014, 06:32:00 pm »
Holy shit, the new Witcher III trailer is fantastic...

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« Reply #4479 on: June 09, 2014, 08:48:05 am »
Ever so slowly making my way through the 2nd Phoenix Wright game. I have to say, the 2nd case (1st if you don't count the tutorial) is rather disappointing. It's actually easier to spot the plot holes than the contradictions in the witness testimonies.

Also, trying to convince us that the game takes place in America is just borderline insulting.

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #4480 on: June 09, 2014, 08:51:49 am »
Ever so slowly making my way through the 2nd Phoenix Wright game. I have to say, the 2nd case (1st if you don't count the tutorial) is rather disappointing. It's actually easier to spot the plot holes than the contradictions in the witness testimonies.

Also, trying to convince us that the game takes place in America is just borderline insulting.
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #4481 on: June 09, 2014, 09:01:41 am »
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #4482 on: June 09, 2014, 01:27:15 pm »
Reminds me of one of the early episodes of Pokemon where they called fucking rice balls "doughnuts."  I...I just don't even, dude.
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #4483 on: June 09, 2014, 08:00:33 pm »
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #4484 on: June 09, 2014, 11:37:06 pm »
Why, it's another case of: