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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #4680 on: July 11, 2014, 07:39:33 pm »
Oh FUCK you, EA rep, you jackass.
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #4681 on: July 11, 2014, 11:14:48 pm »
Apparently he didn't get the memo. Innovation means doing something new, not blatantly cloning Clash of Clans, slapping a Dungeon Keeper tile set on it and upping the micro-payments to give new meaning to the term "price gouging".

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #4682 on: July 12, 2014, 03:55:15 am »
I have been playing the FUCK out of Tomb Raider 2013 ever since I got it in the Steam sale... must... get... 100%... I've got all the GPS Caches already, dammit, I'm down to... I think one relic, and a couple documents, then it's just a matter of a couple challenges I never finished...
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #4683 on: July 12, 2014, 11:27:48 pm »

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #4684 on: July 13, 2014, 01:37:11 am »
Head of EA's mobile division claims the mobile Dungeon Keeper remake failed because they "innovated too much and made changes people weren't ready for"

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Holy shit, I think that might actually be more delusional than Scientology.

If he believes that, he's insane. Like, literally insane.

They attempted to innovate payments and profit making devices a bit too much.
Yeah, that app was a disgrace to a funny game series.

Also, about the latest Sims. Apparently the reason why it is missing pools and all kinds of things (apparently the amount of houses per area also went down as well as height differences in terrain.) is rumoured to be because the game was supposed to be multiplayer only.

So they had to take out all kinds of things from the game in order to make it work as an MMORPG, but when they scrapped that idea they simply removed the multiplayer part of the game and pushed it out. Not sure if it is true but the theory would make sense. (as much as anything in this fiasco makes sense.)
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #4685 on: July 13, 2014, 04:20:26 pm »
Is it bad that I would love a Ninja Gaiden-like remake of Ghosts and Goblins?
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #4686 on: July 13, 2014, 05:36:32 pm »
That sounds like an awesome prospect, actually.
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #4687 on: July 13, 2014, 10:26:20 pm »
GET HYPED, MY FRIENDS!

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #4688 on: July 13, 2014, 10:27:25 pm »
GET HYPED, MY FRIENDS!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5Sm_Y0UWo0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5Sm_Y0UWo0</a>

This is pretty awesome, considering that I get to now drive around race-cars in spess.
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #4689 on: July 13, 2014, 11:48:33 pm »
Oh damn, I'm gonna go play space engineers again... after it downloads the many patches I've missed. Maybe I'll play tomorrow then.

Another vid on the same stuff, shown off by LastStandGamers.

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #4690 on: July 14, 2014, 09:00:51 pm »


Marioca.
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #4691 on: July 15, 2014, 05:28:03 am »


Marioca.

Yay! America is represented by an overweight guy!

Been playing the hell out of Shovel Knight and FotNS2. Fun timez.

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #4692 on: July 15, 2014, 08:01:03 am »


Marioca.

Yay! America is represented by an overweight guy!

Been playing the hell out of Shovel Knight and FotNS2. Fun timez.

Not just that, an overweight guy who isn't American lol.

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #4693 on: July 15, 2014, 08:24:32 am »


Marioca.

Yay! America is represented by an overweight guy!

Considering how high he can jump, I choose to believe that his excess bodily volume is due to helium rather than fat.

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #4694 on: July 15, 2014, 11:59:10 am »


Marioca.

Yay! America is represented by an overweight guy!

Been playing the hell out of Shovel Knight and FotNS2. Fun timez.

Not just that, an overweight guy who isn't American lol.

I thought Mario and Luigi were from Brooklyn.