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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #630 on: January 08, 2014, 08:08:43 pm »
Not me, but my sister once threw up in a bus full of high schoolers. They were a long way from the next stop.

You are given the choice between spontaneously becoming Justin Beiber or Miley Cyrus. Who do you choose?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #631 on: January 08, 2014, 08:16:47 pm »
Miley Cyrus. She's just embarrassing, while JB is a first-class grade-A douchecanoe.

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« Reply #632 on: January 08, 2014, 08:20:22 pm »
Seeing as I'm not into hardcore stuff and my parents are pretty damn relaxed, I'd rather watch with my parents.

What s the most bizarre encounter you've had in a public place?
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« Reply #633 on: January 08, 2014, 08:34:04 pm »
I was taking the train home one afternoon because I'd missed the bus, and someone was hanging upside-down from the ceiling somehow. He was having a very civil conversation with the conductor, but politely refused to get down. It was pretty surreal.

IF YU HAD THA CHAHNCE TA CHEENGE YER FAET, WOODJER?!
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #634 on: January 08, 2014, 09:42:21 pm »
I was taking the train home one afternoon because I'd missed the bus, and someone was hanging upside-down from the ceiling somehow. He was having a very civil conversation with the conductor, but politely refused to get down. It was pretty surreal.

IF YU HAD THA CHAHNCE TA CHEENGE YER FAET, WOODJER?!

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« Reply #635 on: January 08, 2014, 09:46:14 pm »
Take a hit of hashish oil from some sort of metal thing while I had NO tolerance for marijuana. I was stoned out of my brains all night and basically dead until noon the next day. Never doing THAT again.

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #636 on: January 14, 2014, 02:16:21 am »
Because I didn't want to turn up?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #637 on: January 14, 2014, 02:21:43 am »
Because you are a bizarre and awesome person.

HOW DO I PANTS!?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #638 on: January 14, 2014, 03:21:24 am »
I think you accidentally a word there Gibbs.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #639 on: January 14, 2014, 03:28:06 am »
Because you touch yourself at night.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #640 on: January 14, 2014, 06:20:51 pm »
....Yes


What University should I apply to? (This is a serious question since I'm only a year from graduation.)

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #641 on: January 15, 2014, 03:06:41 am »
I fuckin' love University of MN Morris, so if a little dinky tone and a lake full of cranes next to the state's only public liberal arts college sounds appealing you should give it a shot.

Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the swaggest of them all?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #642 on: January 15, 2014, 11:25:40 am »
The mirror shatters into 1000 pieces rather than answer a question involving the term "swag".

What does the internet culture version of "swag" actually mean? (Don't use "Secretly, We Are Gay". I know that's a joke answer.)

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #643 on: January 15, 2014, 12:46:16 pm »
I think it's descended from pirate slang for "treasure", at least as used in movies. I prefer the "secretly, we are gay" explanation, though.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #644 on: January 16, 2014, 02:03:40 am »
Hell yes.

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