I was actually gonna try writing a full length fic about those two. Then I realized I don't know much about writing gay erotica, or erotica involving reptiles, robotic or otherwise...
Magus, get in here. I need your help with something. Hof, you too. You know what comically badly written gay erotic fan fics are like right? I can do bad erotic fiction, but otherwise I'm out of my element. I'll do my best to incorporate a Retrograde Wheelbarrow in it somewhere. (Or as I have called it before, handstand anal sex.)
Also, Niam, for some reason your string of onomatopoeias in that fic made me have the most unusual visual image. Paragon and Ibby are both personified as their avatars, that knight and a robot dinosaur respectively. The are standing across from each other, both holding their comically over sized six foot dicks, waving them back and forth and slapping them together. While doing this both are endlessly shouting "OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."