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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2012, 10:16:05 am »
Yeah, I'll stick with my "no soda" policy, thankyouverymuch.
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2012, 10:39:42 am »

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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2012, 03:06:52 pm »
Dr Pepper tastes like shit, so no loss there.

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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2012, 03:41:38 pm »
Dr Pepper tastes like shit, so no loss there.

Ever try to choke down the diet vanilla cherry kind?

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« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2012, 06:30:56 pm »
I can't stand anything carbonated, but I was quite offended by the response ad.
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2012, 06:33:07 pm »
Dr Pepper tastes like shit, so no loss there.

Ever try to choke down the diet vanilla cherry kind?

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« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2012, 09:12:23 pm »
Why do I find that first ad kinda hot? I

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« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2012, 09:26:10 pm »
Oh the porn that could be made out of that.

That would imply that such porn does not already exist.

Mhmm, Japan is already on that.

Scratch that, Japan has been on that, for a while now.

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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #23 on: January 29, 2012, 04:47:51 am »
All of you are dead to me. Dr Pepper is delicious.
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #24 on: January 29, 2012, 05:06:47 am »
All of you are dead to me. Dr Pepper is delicious.
I know, right? They're all nuts.

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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #25 on: January 29, 2012, 08:49:21 am »
Why do I find that first ad kinda hot? I

You're not the only one.
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« Reply #26 on: January 29, 2012, 08:59:53 am »
All of you are dead to me. Dr Pepper is delicious.
I know, right? They're all nuts.

Most of us will freely admit to it too.

Regular Dr Pepper is fine if I don't have any Pepsi (preferably max) around. But somehow they managed to ruin both vanilla and cherry. Vanilla Pepsi? Good. Vanilla Coke? Even better. Wild cherry Pepsi? Gimme, gimme! Diet cherry vanilla Dr Pepper? I wouldn't clean blood stains off the sidewalk with it.
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #27 on: January 29, 2012, 06:46:41 pm »
Here in the UK, we have a chocolate bar with a similar slogan:

"The expression of polite horror on her face as it fell past mine, plus the sound of air whistling out of the top of her head, made me feel really crap."

If anyone's interested (probably not), I done gone and got a last.fm: http://www.last.fm/user/Oates_Moustache

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« Reply #28 on: January 29, 2012, 10:12:38 pm »
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #29 on: January 29, 2012, 10:33:22 pm »


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