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Community => Religion and Philosophy => Topic started by: ironbite on April 27, 2012, 07:41:01 pm
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"Jesus Christ" and Warren Jeffs Co-Author a Letter Asking for Jeffs to Be Released From Prison (http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2012/04/jesus_christ_and_warren_jeffs.php)
If Warren Jeffs -- pedophile/leader of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints -- had any marbles left when he was sent to prison, he just lost the rest of them.
Jeffs, who's in prison for sexually assaulting two underage "brides," wrote a petition to the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals -- allegedly co-authored by "Lord Jesus Christ" -- saying it's time for Jeffs to be released.
According to "Jesus Christ," he's going to be really pissed if Jeffs doesn't get out of prison "soon."
The FLDS headquarters of yore was based in Colorado City, along the Arizona/Utah border, but Jeffs moved the Church's headquarters to Texas after he faced criminal charges in Arizona.
After having a rape-related charge overturned in Utah, Jeffs was extradited to Texas to face charges for (you guessed it) raping kids, which he was convicted on and sentenced to life in prison (http://"http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2011/08/warren_jeffs_sentenced_to_life.php?utm_medium=twitter").
Now, according to the revelations Jeffs says the "Lord Jesus Christ" delivered to him, it's apparently Jeffs' religious right to rape kids.
"Jesus Christ" claims "my servant Warren Jeffs [is] being held unjustly, by both intentional evil and lying ways, also by ignorance of this generation not knowing my full truth of religion being of constitutional protection for religious freedom," according to the letter obtained by the Salt Lake Tribune.
Jeffs' letter also asks for the rest of the FLDS members in prison to be released.
Apparently the wrong "Jesus Christ" is helping Jeffs write these letters, as the last time he tried this, he was denied due to procedural errors.
Also read: Former New Times writer John Dougherty's saga on the polygamist communities in Arizona. (http://"http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/specialReports/polygamy-in-arizona-212740/")
Normally I wouldn't steal an entire post whole-heartedly from another message board but here I had to. Mostly because well..
Ironbite-LOOK AT IT!
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Call me cynical, but I don't think Jesus Christ helped him write that.
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(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/memes-not-today.jpg)
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I'm pretty certian that's not what Jesus ment when he said, "suffer the little children not to come unto me."
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I expect a lynch mob if the people running the prison he's in somehow fall for it. Of course, that's an "if" bigger than my appetite.
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I expect a lynch mob if the people running the prison he's in somehow fall for it. Of course, that's an "if" bigger than my appetite.
Your underestimating the power of saying "Jesus said so" has in Texas. I wish I was joking, but it seems to actually have an effect.
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Er... so, who's gonna start up the lynch mob, in that case? Because I have college work to do. Maybe in the Summer...[/joking]
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Lord Jesus says it's time for Jeffs to shut the fuck up.
If this shit gets him out of prison, it will be for a short "field trip" to visit the nice men in white coats.
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And here I thought Jesus would want him released just so He could kick Warren Jeffs' kiddy-raping ass himself.
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The fuck... That's someone who's clearly warped in the head.
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That is a special kind of crazy. You have to wonder how deranged someone has to be to write something like that and actually submit it.
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Well given that (IIRC) he claimed that his conviction would pretty much bring about Armageddon, I think he's crying wolf here.
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Instead of actually filing a proper appeal, he sent that rambling clusterfuck of a letter to the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals?!
What the actual fuck, man?
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This from a guy who, IIRC, banned his cult from having sex until he is released?
Yeah, I can believe that.
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This from a guy who, IIRC, banned his cult from having sex until he is released?
Yeah, I can believe that.
That's the funniest thing I've read all day.
It's only 7 AM, of course, but I woke up at 8 PM, so...
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This from a guy who, IIRC, banned his cult from having sex until he is released?
Yeah, I can believe that.
That's the funniest thing I've read all day.
It's only 7 AM, of course, but I woke up at 8 PM, so...
Don't worry, it's funny with or without sleep deprivation.