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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #30 on: July 05, 2012, 08:41:23 am »
Wake up on island.  Punch trees.

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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #31 on: July 05, 2012, 09:52:19 am »
Hang out with a bunch of animals.  Do stuff. 
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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #32 on: July 05, 2012, 12:52:54 pm »
You begin on an island with the desire to become a pirate, but in order to do so, you must complete tasks like find a buried t-shirt and steal this ugly idol thing from a mansion that's guarded by weird dogs. It takes you about two minutes to fall in love with the governor who lives in that mansion, and you're completely heartbroken when she is kidnapped by a creepy ghost pirate guy who wants to have her to himself. You have to go find your new love and defeat the ghost pirate guy with root beer.

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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #33 on: July 05, 2012, 02:45:57 pm »
You play a country boy/girl who is forced to move to a major city with your family. You make friends and have adventures as you try to make your way in the big city.

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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #34 on: July 05, 2012, 03:42:51 pm »
A former soldier is upset that his former commanding office didn't hug him enough trust him and encourage him.  Because of that, he becomes a terrorist. 

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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #35 on: July 05, 2012, 09:06:43 pm »
You're stuck on an island with a suit of powered armour that runs out of power really quickly and most of the time doesn't act like armour anyway. You have to fight North Koreans, super-powered North Koreans and aliens which are extremely difficult to kill.

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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #36 on: July 05, 2012, 10:09:22 pm »
You play as a red and yellow guy with unattached limbs trying to get his flag back.

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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #37 on: July 06, 2012, 03:54:08 pm »
You have chicks that sing to kill enemies.  You have to protect them so their song isn't disrupted.  You can power up the girls by sticking crystals into their private areas and giving them bath salts.  The adventure starts when a strange cyber wolf tells one of the girls she is the maiden of disaster, and drama ensues.

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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #38 on: July 06, 2012, 05:34:22 pm »
You live in a world were all the worlds nations got started at the same time and you must lead your nation to glory.  You found cites while you spread your culture and religion around the globe.  You attack the loser of the American-Mongolian war, then Gandhi whose's been nothing but an ass the last 5000+ plus years nukes the shit out of you and starts world war 5 which lasted until 1817 when your allies and fellow Buddhists the Aztecs and Germans wiped the Indians of the peninsula leaving their lands to the neighboring Iroquois.  Then is 1950 Aristotle is born which leads to a golden age that allows to win on points via culture in the year 2050.

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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #39 on: July 08, 2012, 12:55:57 pm »
You make people get dressed and eat meals every day.

Sims.
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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #40 on: July 08, 2012, 02:44:30 pm »
You awaken being informed that you were just shot in the head.  Against all advice...you go find the person who shot you in the head.

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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #41 on: July 08, 2012, 03:03:33 pm »
Your a member of a small tribe decendint from some dude who came from an under ground place and you go on an epic adventure to save them oh and you kill the POTUS who's evil

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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #42 on: July 09, 2012, 10:23:04 pm »
You are a young Arabian girl who listened to the agonized voices of others, which had convinced you to go on an adventure. You even get a flying bird-kitty who later becomes a fat ball of fur (who can't fly) as your pet not even half way through the game. Also, the music is great, but it's the same tune as the theme.

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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #43 on: July 10, 2012, 06:08:04 am »
Quote from: tygerarmy on July 06, 2012, 05:34:22 pm
You live in a world were all the worlds nations got started at the same time and you must lead your nation to glory.  You found cites while you spread your culture and religion around the globe.  You attack the loser of the American-Mongolian war, then Gandhi whose's been nothing but an ass the last 5000+ plus years nukes the shit out of you and starts world war 5 which lasted until 1817 when your allies and fellow Buddhists the Aztecs and Germans wiped the Indians of the peninsula leaving their lands to the neighboring Iroquois.  Then is 1950 Aristotle is born which leads to a golden age that allows to win on points via culture in the year 2050.

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I figured this one out as soon as I read, "Gandhi whose's been nothing but an ass."


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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #44 on: July 10, 2012, 06:15:09 am »
Quote from: Vypernight on July 10, 2012, 06:08:04 am
You can drop a piano on a person's head, cause another to get eaten by a shark, and mutilate an entire neighborhood with headclippers while dressed as a clown.

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You're supposed to make it sound shitty, not awesome.
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