I accidentally stumbled upon my fourteen-year-old cousin's Facebook profile (I have a strict rule against friending family members on FB so I wasn't even looking for her) and her main photo is DUCKFACE.
My immediate reaction to this was, "OHMYGOD, NOO! NOT ANOTHER ONE! NOT ANOTHER VICTIM OF THE DUCKFACE! SWEET BABY JESUS NO SHE'S TOO YOUNG, I KNEW HER WHEN SHE WAS STILL SLEEPING IN DISNEY PRINCESS PAJAMAS!!!"