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Title: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: DiscoBerry on February 23, 2012, 06:27:04 pm
Oh Ana Kasparian you keep me so well informed, and so happy in the pants. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8959Y31fO0
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: nickiknack on February 23, 2012, 06:35:32 pm
Then I'll buy a ton of their fucking cookies, Thin Mints & Samoas all the way
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: Stormwarden on February 23, 2012, 09:39:27 pm
Well, looks like I'm gainin' a few pounds, time to buy some more cookies. I wonder if I can invite Cookie Monster and some other friends to make a party out of it.
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 23, 2012, 09:49:44 pm
We're going after the Girl Scouts again?

*chomps on Samoas* Fine with me.
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: sandman on February 23, 2012, 10:09:19 pm
They are also drug dealers. Just because you call them "Thin Mints" doesn't mean they aren't crack.
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: Yaezakura on February 23, 2012, 10:10:42 pm
Yep... time to double down on my cookie purchases the next cookie season.

Not that I mind. Thin Mints are my crack.
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 23, 2012, 10:12:35 pm
They are also drug dealers. Just because you call them "Thin Mints" doesn't mean they aren't crack.

The white stuff isn't mint, it's crack.
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: RavynousHunter on February 23, 2012, 10:23:02 pm
That's some fuckin delicious crack.

So...the GSA promotes sex and homosex?  WHY DO I HAVE NO MONEY?!
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: SpaceProg on February 23, 2012, 11:03:54 pm
Why can't all crack taste that good?
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 23, 2012, 11:42:45 pm
We're going after the Girl Scouts again?

*chomps on Samoas* Fine with me.

Samoas?

Gimme gimme gimme!!!!!

So...the GSA promotes sex and homosex?

That's because homosex isn't real sex, Rav.
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: Eniliad on February 24, 2012, 12:09:48 am
No, it's better. :P
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 24, 2012, 12:20:20 am
We're going after the Girl Scouts again?

*chomps on Samoas* Fine with me.

Samoas?

Gimme gimme gimme!!!!!

Get yo' own Samoas.
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: Meshakhad on February 24, 2012, 01:13:50 am
*eats all the Thin Mints*
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: Lithp on February 24, 2012, 01:17:42 am
If someone doesn't give me some damn somoas, I'm going to start acquainting their genitals with my good friend Tabby!
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: ThunderWulf on February 24, 2012, 03:24:28 am
Well, looks like I'm going to be eating some junk food again.  Seriously, what is up with all the Girl Scout hate coming out of the woodwork lately?
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: ironbite on February 24, 2012, 04:24:28 am
Lotta hatred against women is coming from the right side of the aisle for some reason.  Like just tons of it.  And every time it does I look at that side's female supporters and go "You for real?  Seriously?  You support this?"

Ironbite-but hey free publicity is free publicity right?
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: Auri-El on February 24, 2012, 07:41:56 am
All this hatred toward GSA is just going to backfire on them. See, by accusing GSA of supporting homosexuality and urging boycotts, they're ensuring that it's gay people and straight allies who are supporting GSA, which of course is going to make the organization more sympathetic, since we're such good customers. :D
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: Itachirumon on February 24, 2012, 08:01:19 am
No, it's better. :P

MUUUUUUUUCCCHHHHHH BETTEAAAAAA!!!!

...-looks around suspiciously- shut up and take my money!
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: Ranger_Joe on February 24, 2012, 10:03:59 am
Those crazy lezbos and their delicious cookies...

Joking aside, WTF....The girl scouts promote self esteem and all sorts of things for young girls across the USA. They do SO MUCH GOOD for their communities it's ridiculous. Line up the Churches, then line up the Girl Scouts. Who did more good for their fellow people?

Insanity. Absolute insanity.
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: Yaezakura on February 24, 2012, 10:06:01 am
But Joe, the kind of people who think girls need self-esteem are evil homosexual femminazis. All decent God-fearin' folk know the only thing a woman needs to know is how to please her man and how to cook.
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: Ranger_Joe on February 24, 2012, 11:42:38 am
But Joe, the kind of people who think girls need self-esteem are evil homosexual femminazis. All decent God-fearin' folk know the only thing a woman needs to know is how to please her man and how to cook.

Clearly, this is the work of Satan. In the form of Thin Mints...and Samoas...Delicious, delicious Satantic Samoas....
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: ThunderWulf on February 24, 2012, 11:51:13 am
So that's why I like thin mints so much.  They're black like my soul.
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 24, 2012, 05:07:22 pm
If someone doesn't give me some damn somoas, I'm going to start acquainting their genitals with my good friend Tabby!

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! >=[

*hogs ALL the Samoas in the South*
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: erictheblue on February 25, 2012, 10:48:01 am
They are also drug dealers. Just because you call them "Thin Mints" doesn't mean they aren't crack.

Samoas are crack. Thin Mints are just the gateway drug.

Well, looks like I'm going to be eating some junk food again.  Seriously, what is up with all the Girl Scout hate coming out of the woodwork lately?

I have no idea, but wish I knew. For years, Girl Scouts were fine. Now, all of a sudden, they are "feminists, lesbians and communists." (Although I guess they have been "feminists" for a long time since Scouting encourages girls that they can do whatever they want with their lives.)

Joking aside, WTF....The girl scouts promote self esteem and all sorts of things for young girls across the USA. They do SO MUCH GOOD for their communities it's ridiculous. Line up the Churches, then line up the Girl Scouts. Who did more good for their fellow people?

I went to visit a Domestic Violence shelter yesterday with my DV class. The woman who was giving us the tour discussed different groups that donate stuff and time, and mentioned both church groups and the Girls Scouts. During the tour, we saw the "toddlers playground," a fenced-in outside area with several large toys. The fence had images of people painted on them, and in the middle of the area was a concrete oval that the tour guide said is "a racetrack for trikes." She went on to tell us all the painting and the "race track" were done by local GS's.

Which do you think gets more use? Food donated occasionally, or decorations for a children's play area?
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: Smurfette Principle on February 25, 2012, 10:50:31 pm
I bought four boxes of cookies in protest.
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: SpaceProg on February 26, 2012, 06:22:28 pm
That'll show 'em.
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: Thejebusfire on February 26, 2012, 06:42:02 pm
So that's why I like thin mints so much.  They're black like my soul.

And they're made from real girl scouts!
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: Iczerfour on February 26, 2012, 06:53:46 pm
gonna buy me a box..
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: clockworkgirl21 on February 26, 2012, 08:19:35 pm
I was in girl scouts when I was about 5 or 6. I remember the leader making us take our shoes and socks off and compare feet. I think it was a lesson in how everyone is different and that makes us special, or something. But now I have a fetish for womens feet. Coincidence? I think not! Girl scouts made me bisexual!
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: Cerim Treascair on February 27, 2012, 01:39:16 am
Let's see... three boxes samoas, three tagalongs... doubt they'd last me the week, though.  Hope my weight loss partner can forgive me when I go pick some up in a couple weeks.
Title: Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
Post by: Vypernight on February 27, 2012, 05:42:29 am
Guess we're doubling up on this year's order as well.