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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2130 on: March 04, 2014, 08:27:17 am »
....well?

Ironbite-would you?

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« Reply #2131 on: March 04, 2014, 09:42:55 pm »
Glad we worked that out.

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« Reply #2132 on: March 08, 2014, 05:25:38 am »
William is seriously considering referring to himself in the third person until his family starts using the correct fucking pronouns. Also he needs a fucking haircut (and oral sex, but that's neither here nor there).
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« Reply #2133 on: March 08, 2014, 05:31:38 am »
William is seriously considering referring to himself in the third person until his family starts using the correct fucking pronouns. Also he needs a fucking haircut (and oral sex, but that's neither here nor there).
If you're going to do that, then you should also start talking like Yoda as well. No reason not to go all out with this sort of thing.

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« Reply #2134 on: March 08, 2014, 05:03:18 pm »
"Would you mind to finding a young and nice girl of 24?"

...years old? Miles away? Melbourne Crescent? Sisters? Previous sexual partners?
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2135 on: March 08, 2014, 07:06:08 pm »
Digits.
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« Reply #2136 on: March 08, 2014, 07:13:37 pm »
Digits.

Preferably in the "finger and toes" sense. She has an extra one of each extremity, don't judge.
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« Reply #2137 on: March 08, 2014, 11:31:23 pm »
Fingers and toes was exactly what I meant. I even wrote that initially, but it didn't work right, so I looked up the collective term for them. It's easier in Spanish, we don't have separate words for fingers and toes in the first place.

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« Reply #2138 on: March 09, 2014, 12:10:27 am »
English ruins everything.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2139 on: March 09, 2014, 12:21:04 am »
Damn right. Hey Limeys, try speaking American for once.

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« Reply #2140 on: March 09, 2014, 12:24:00 am »
I'm sorry, I don't speak Australian. Go back to Austria.
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« Reply #2141 on: March 09, 2014, 08:39:14 am »
Let's get this shit dealt with so we can focus on being big guddam heroes.
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« Reply #2142 on: March 09, 2014, 02:39:12 pm »
Digits.

Damn. For the record, any of the answers I gave would've done. Except Melbourne Crescent. Google Maps tells me that's in Stafford, and that's too far away. Also I am told that Stafford is awful.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2143 on: March 09, 2014, 08:22:04 pm »
I would have accepted "hours to live", as well.
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« Reply #2144 on: March 13, 2014, 06:05:30 pm »
Wikipedia has a page entitled List of Films that Most Frequently Use the Word Fuck.

This includes a table listing a series of films, their "fuck count," length, and uses per minute.  Unsurprisingly, Fuck, which is a documentary on the word produced by F*ckumentary Films, tops the list with 857 uses in 93 minutes for a whopping 9.21 fucks per minute.

I have also noted that The Boondock Saints, one of my favorites, makes the list with a still-impressive 239 fucks (2.17 FPM).
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