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[Igor]

I still not only get the sea shanties from Assassin's Creed 4 stuck in my head, but also occasionally dream about them. I finished that game months ago. Should I be worried?

I still have this stuck in my head...
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR9NnGcB094" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR9NnGcB094</a>

[SpaceProg]

Now I'm thinking of this song...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzHqXzcuWuE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzHqXzcuWuE</a>

EDIT:... and now I'm quite up for a beer.  Or ten.

[Askold]

I am suspecting that there is a theme in some childrens TV shows my daughter is watching:

Saku ja Vaakku (A boy and his duck)

Saara ja Sorsa (A girl and her duck)

Siiri ja Krokotiili (A girl and her crocodile)

...Wait, what?

[Ghoti]

I got my hand caught between the rollers of a machine at work this morning and my fingers are still swollen to twice their normal size.

[chitoryu12]

I got my hand caught between the rollers of a machine at work this morning and my fingers are still swollen to twice their normal size.

Sounds like a prime time to find a girlfriend.

[Ghoti]

I got my hand caught between the rollers of a machine at work this morning and my fingers are still swollen to twice their normal size.

Sounds like a prime time to find a girlfriend.

I'm ambidextrous.

[chitoryu12]

I got my hand caught between the rollers of a machine at work this morning and my fingers are still swollen to twice their normal size.

Sounds like a prime time to find a girlfriend.

I'm ambidextrous.

I don't think you understood what I was going for.

[Ghoti]

I got my hand caught between the rollers of a machine at work this morning and my fingers are still swollen to twice their normal size.

Sounds like a prime time to find a girlfriend.

I'm ambidextrous.

I don't think you understood what I was going for.

I understood exactly what you were going for. It was a veiled reference to my newly-acquired inability to masturbate with my dominant hand.

[Witchyjoshy]

Actually, he might be referring to how the size of your fingers might be pleasing to the opposite gender.

Though, all joking aside, that would be painful to manage.

[chitoryu12]

Actually, he might be referring to how the size of your fingers might be pleasing to the opposite gender.

Though, all joking aside, that would be painful to manage.

Correct. Though now the joke is totally ruined.

[Ghoti]

Actually, he might be referring to how the size of your fingers might be pleasing to the opposite gender.

Though, all joking aside, that would be painful to manage.

Correct. Though now the joke is totally ruined.

It's funny that you guys think I do anything sexually beside wanking, but okay.

[Art Vandelay]

It's the damnedest thing. The cat's currently sitting on my lap, yet for the life of me, I can't actually remember the moment (that must've been mere seconds ago) when he showed up. It's weird shit like that that can drive a person slowly insane, no doubt.

[Witchyjoshy]

It's the damnedest thing. The cat's currently sitting on my lap, yet for the life of me, I can't actually remember the moment (that must've been mere seconds ago) when he showed up. It's weird shit like that that can drive a person slowly insane, no doubt.

Clearly, your cat is able to silently teleport.

[SpaceProg]

Mine do.  All the time.

[ironbite]

Seriously.  All cats can go between.