Jeebus/IP

[Caitshidhe]

No, no, be humble. Aren't Christians supposed to be humble?

$350 an hour ought to be a good starting point. You'll just have to go without the luxury non-necessities for a little while. Yanno, give up the cocaine and day-of-the-week Cadillacs. For a while.

[Art Vandelay]

Tits to that, I say go $10 000 per hour. You'll get a lot less work, but because it'll still be more than enough to leave you rolling in money, that's a good thing. Tonnes of money and free time, that's the way to live.

[ironbite]

Money up front.

[Ghoti]

I'd start with $750 per hour up front, with a money-back guarantee if the demon doesn't leave or if it comes back. Then just say that it's a different demon or that the sucker sinner did something to invite the demon back into their lives.

[Caitshidhe]

Ooooh, you're good. I like the way you think. You're hired.

[Cerim Treascair]

Can I get a cut of that dosh? say, 50%?

[RavynousHunter]

We are all horrible people, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

[Dakota Bob]

You'd make a killing in Florida, so much weird shit goes down there that they probably ARE infested with demons.

[rageaholic]

Isn't this the same guy with the teenage daughter exorcists? 

[Ghoti]

We are all horrible people, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Sigg'd.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

Also if it's a legitimate possession the body has ways of shutting that down.

Thread winner right here.