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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1530 on: January 29, 2013, 10:53:59 pm »
So a when we were talking about double standards and sexism in english class, a guy joked "A lock that is unlocked by many keys is a bad lock, and a key that unlocks many locks is a master key" (yeah that's an metaphor for sex in case you didn't notice) . I said to him "A pencil sharpener that sharpens many pencils is a good sharpener, but a pencil that is sharpened by many wont be a good pencil for long"*.

*I got this from someone here who responded to the same "lock and key" thing with that comeback. Sorry, I forgot who it was... I think it was in the "Dumbest protest signs" or "dumbest political cartoons" or "Things people say on facebook rehashed" threads...

The fact that you got to use a burn from the threads is awesome.  What was his reaction?
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1531 on: January 29, 2013, 11:48:08 pm »
"A pencil sharpener that sharpens many pencils is a good sharpener, but a pencil that is sharpened by many wont be a good pencil for long"*.
I suppose if you sharpen the entire thing in one go, but if you only sharpen it when it's unusable, then it'll be a good enough pencil regardless of how many different sharpeners you use.

Yay pedantry!

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1532 on: January 30, 2013, 05:10:50 pm »
So a when we were talking about double standards and sexism in english class, a guy joked "A lock that is unlocked by many keys is a bad lock, and a key that unlocks many locks is a master key" (yeah that's an metaphor for sex in case you didn't notice) . I said to him "A pencil sharpener that sharpens many pencils is a good sharpener, but a pencil that is sharpened by many wont be a good pencil for long"*.

*I got this from someone here who responded to the same "lock and key" thing with that comeback. Sorry, I forgot who it was... I think it was in the "Dumbest protest signs" or "dumbest political cartoons" or "Things people say on facebook rehashed" threads...

The fact that you got to use a burn from the threads is awesome.  What was his reaction?

all they guys were just like "OOOHHhh!"
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1533 on: January 30, 2013, 05:26:56 pm »
Still can't think of a signature a year later.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1534 on: February 01, 2013, 05:01:05 am »
Got myself Photoshop CS6. Time to edit all of my headshots like a REAL PRO.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1535 on: February 01, 2013, 04:23:11 pm »
I got my hair cut today. It feels so nice to have it at a reasonable length.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1536 on: February 01, 2013, 04:48:22 pm »
What not down to your ass isn't a reasonable length?

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1537 on: February 01, 2013, 05:34:26 pm »
Found a bottle of Victory Brewing Company's Oak Horizontal, an oaked barleywine ale. It was a limited release and is getting hard to find.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1538 on: February 01, 2013, 05:43:36 pm »
What not down to your ass isn't a reasonable length?

Grow yours out to that length, it'll suit you. Have fun washing it.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1539 on: February 01, 2013, 08:02:25 pm »
Well, I managed to score 1 copy of Medal of Honor for the PS3, 11 copies of Men in Black for the PS3, 16 copies of Happy Feet for the Wii, and 117 copies of Tiger Woods '13 for the PS3.

All for the price of $0.00 at Newegg.

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=337537

The status on my Newegg account claims that the items are being packaged.  I am trying hard not to get my hopes up in case of a cancellation.


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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1540 on: February 01, 2013, 09:12:17 pm »
What not down to your ass isn't a reasonable length?

Grow yours out to that length, it'll suit you. Have fun washing it.

Wish I could.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1541 on: February 01, 2013, 10:10:07 pm »
I just ordered a N7 dog tag also I went on a field trip to laser tag (Nearlery threw out my already bad back) and we went to the mall to eat lunch  (I love lo mein and sweet and sour chicken.)

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1542 on: February 02, 2013, 11:48:50 am »
What not down to your ass isn't a reasonable length?

Grow yours out to that length, it'll suit you. Have fun washing it.

Wish I could.

Ironbite-I just get shaggy like a sheepdog.

You and me both.  I'd love to have mine that long.  I'd go for the Duo Maxwell look.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1543 on: February 02, 2013, 04:10:08 pm »
The episode of Star Wars The Clone Wars finally aired that I've been waiting for since the end of August. The last ten minutes were the most awesome shit ever.
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Also, OMG, OMG, OMG, I have this online buddy from Croatia, she's really into Star Wars, and her favorite character is Palpatine, and that's how we connected...I just found out she's a Pony fan too.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1544 on: February 02, 2013, 08:39:09 pm »
Got the tickets for the red carpet premier of my first real film work!
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