Vending Machine

[Smurfette Principle]

You get crazy, badly-articulated environmentalism.

I put in my teddy bear with the Virginia state quarter on its foot.

[Jack Bauer]

You get a Confederate $2 bill with a curious, unpleasantly odored stain on it. You take it to Rick Harrison, but he's not interested, however Chumlee ogles you.

I insert a sagger maker's bottom knocker.

[tygerarmy]

You get a 1950's classical game show prize.

I insert a red hot chili pepper

[Sleepy]

You get back what initially appears to be snow (hey oh). You later discover it is cocaine.

I insert Barney.

[Witchyjoshy]

You get the half-eaten limb of a child that once was on Barney the Dinosaur's television show.

I insert Barney Rubble.

[Saturn500]

You get Fruity Pebbles

I insert a Chainsword from Warhammer 40K.

[Jack Bauer]

You get a set of knitting needles, a ball of wool and an instruction booklet - How To Knit An Abrams Tank.

I insert some pie.

[N. De Plume]

You get 3.14 slices.

I insert a taco.

[ironbite]

You get Yasmeen Bleeth.

Ironbite-I insert the movie Game Over.

[Jack Bauer]

You get an unattached Director's Commentary from an early Spinal Tap DVD.

I insert a pneumosphigmanometer. (Look it up...)

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

You receive a printout of a Google page reading, "Your search - pneumosphigmanometer - did not match any documents", and an attached photo of me giving you the finger.

I insert the entire nation of India.

[Art Vandelay]

You get a call center worker with very questionable personal hygiene .

I insert a used condom.

[Jack Bauer]

You get a latex baby.

I insert Mlle Antéchrist's finger - very carefully!

(Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr - I typoed in my previous - should have been pneumosphygmomanometer - that is lookupable!)

[rookie]

You get her fist moving very fast.

I insert a baby doll.

[Saturn500]

You get a poopy diaper.

I insert Ronald E. Williams