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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #45 on: January 08, 2012, 11:16:05 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #46 on: January 08, 2012, 11:20:48 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #47 on: January 08, 2012, 11:26:05 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #48 on: January 09, 2012, 12:22:33 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #49 on: January 09, 2012, 01:17:34 am »
Jesus lookalike hippie arrested for vulgar behavior towards Republicans

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #50 on: January 09, 2012, 01:51:32 am »
Justin Bieber Killed by Psychopath: Gunman's previously-unknown mental illness likely to blame.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #51 on: January 09, 2012, 01:53:24 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #52 on: January 10, 2012, 04:45:21 am »
Liberals arrested for vandalizing the park and destroying the park gazebo

Cure for Lou Gehrig's disease found, Stephen Hawking successfully healed of his debilitating illness
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Quote from: Art Vandelay on May 19, 2012, 11:18:14 pm
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #53 on: January 10, 2012, 06:12:37 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #54 on: January 10, 2012, 06:37:17 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #55 on: January 10, 2012, 07:55:40 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #56 on: January 11, 2012, 01:47:53 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #57 on: January 11, 2012, 01:50:07 am »
Liberal media bias destroys honest man's career!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #58 on: January 11, 2012, 02:32:35 am »
Liberal media fakes the arrival of aliens to silence good US citizens

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #59 on: January 11, 2012, 03:04:53 am »
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