The Fox News Headline Game

[jumpingjackflash]

Extraterrestrial benefactors hands out well-deserved praise to hardworking Republicans

Jack Thompson's disbarment is revoked

[N. De Plume]

Violent Games To Finally Be Held Accountable

Voters dissatisfied with both parties successfully write-in Bugs Bunny.

[Auri-El]

Liberal Hoax Ruins Election; Romney Wins by Default

U.S. Supreme Court rules that prohibiting gay marriage is unconstitutional.

[Captain Jack Harkness]

Activist Judges Assault Religious Freedom

Bill O'Reiley Somehow Becomes A Brony (*shudder*)

[jumpingjackflash]

Traitorous "conservative" turns to support liberal media

Paul McCartney announces the return of The Beatles, unveils new band lineup

[Smurfette Principle]

Return to a By-Gone Era, or Desecration of Good Music?

A joint report by the CIA and the Pentagon reveals that there is a direct correlation between how much carbon a company produces and how closely they're linked to terrorism.

[Sigmaleph]

Radical Communists Announce their Takeover of the CIA

New study shows heterosexuals are twelve times more likely to be struck by lightning than bisexuals and gays.

[jumpingjackflash]

Research rigged in favor of homosexuals and bisexuals

Ancient nuclear weapon found beneath the Pacific Ocean, set to detonate on 21-12-2012

[Auri-El]

Liberals Have Secret Time Machine, Centuries-old Plot Reveals

Scientists find a colony of platypuses that has evolved to give live birth instead of laying eggs.

[ironbite]

God corrects He made further proving He's infallible.

Kamen Rider Kuuga Rider Kicks rush Limbaugh into nonexistence.

[jumpingjackflash]

Dangerous man with mental instability gunned down

Group of psychopathic, insane fundies and racists creates a nuke; announces their target will be the Middle East

[Smurfette Principle]

Patriots Fight For Freedom

Ron Paul is in a gay relationship with Rick Santorum.

[N. De Plume]

Candidates with Liberal Leanings In Scandalous Affair[/b]

Company clones dinosaurs, opens theme park on a tropical island.

[Deus ex Populo]

Intelligent Design Shown to be Possible

Dissatisfaction with the current state of the country leads to a resurgence in the popularity of socialism (actual socialism, not "anything remotely left-leaning") in the US.

[ThunderWulf]

Leftie pinkos destroy traditional values!

Animals revolt against mankind.