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Re: Americans? Who will you vote for president?
« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2012, 04:09:14 pm »
I would vote for Jill Stein, but with the stupid first-past-the-post system, that would be suicide.  *sighs* Obama, I guess.
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Re: Americans? Who will you vote for president?
« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2012, 05:03:55 pm »
Kinda have to vote for Obama, at this point.


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Re: Americans? Who will you vote for president?
« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2012, 05:07:27 pm »
That, and it's about time we had a metalhead in the Oval Office.

That... would be awesome.
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Re: Americans? Who will you vote for president?
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2012, 06:36:04 pm »
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Re: Americans? Who will you vote for president?
« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2012, 11:38:41 pm »
The singer of Lamb of God, Randy Blythe, has announced that he is running. Based on his platform thus far (both quite long), I'd say he's the one person running who I agree with the most. That, and it's about time we had a metalhead in the Oval Office.

I'll vote for him, I love this idea of his:
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Re: Americans? Who will you vote for president?
« Reply #20 on: March 02, 2012, 12:38:15 am »
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Re: Americans? Who will you vote for president?
« Reply #21 on: March 02, 2012, 12:45:15 am »
The singer of Lamb of God, Randy Blythe, has announced that he is running. Based on his platform thus far (both quite long), I'd say he's the one person running who I agree with the most. That, and it's about time we had a metalhead in the Oval Office.

Man's willing to be shot by a high-powered rifle? Fuckin' metal. Sure, I'll vote for 'im.

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Re: Americans? Who will you vote for president?
« Reply #22 on: March 02, 2012, 12:48:28 am »


...yeah, that. I'm not American, but from my POV Cthulhu or Sandman are the best choices.


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Re: Americans? Who will you vote for president?
« Reply #23 on: March 02, 2012, 01:51:38 am »
...That metalhead's platform regarding Christmas and such makes me nervous.

Okay, its purely self interest, as I am a rich asshole.

But, dammit, I want Christmas gifts.
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Re: Americans? Who will you vote for president?
« Reply #24 on: March 02, 2012, 02:05:29 am »


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Re: Americans? Who will you vote for president?
« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2012, 07:45:08 pm »



Why settle for a lesser evil?

What about Mehrunes Dagon for vice president? I would love seas of fire and towers of pain. I also would love to walk around in Daedric armor with a broadsword like this:


(Though my set would have symmetrical horns)

Off topic: I'm making a papercraft helmet already, maybe metal one at some point. ;D
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Re: Americans? Who will you vote for president?
« Reply #26 on: March 02, 2012, 08:54:47 pm »
...That metalhead's platform regarding Christmas and such makes me nervous.

Okay, its purely self interest, as I am a rich asshole.

But, dammit, I want Christmas gifts.
Christmas comes back once the debt is gone. The point is that those of us who are not rich assholes should not be spending more than we have, seeing as that is part of the problem. Whether we like it or not, extravagance is going to have to go away for a while if we're going to get our finances back on track.
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Re: Americans? Who will you vote for president?
« Reply #27 on: March 02, 2012, 11:30:36 pm »
And besides that, his youth camp thing...I just do not get good feelings from that.
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Re: Americans? Who will you vote for president?
« Reply #28 on: March 02, 2012, 11:36:15 pm »
Kinda have to vote for Obama, at this point.
Obama sucks as much as Romney, why vote for either? :-\

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Re: Americans? Who will you vote for president?
« Reply #29 on: March 02, 2012, 11:42:48 pm »
Smurfette may be in a "swing state"(I'm not sure where she is) which determines the election for the most part thats why she feels the need to vote for Obama. I happen to live in NY, and it's more or less a safe state for the Democratic party, so I can vote 3rd party.

Oh yeah btw, what about this ticket:
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