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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1950 on: May 20, 2013, 08:45:59 pm »
Got the two new toilets installed. Days late, but still....
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1951 on: May 20, 2013, 11:58:09 pm »
Had a date tonight that I think went super well.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1952 on: May 21, 2013, 12:08:37 am »
Had a date tonight that I think went super well.
So you slapped her across the face with your penis?

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1953 on: May 21, 2013, 01:45:21 am »
Had a date tonight that I think went super well.
So you slapped her across the face with your penis?

I think he shit in her mailbox.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1954 on: May 21, 2013, 01:52:26 am »
Both wrong!  He slapped her across the face with his dick WHILE shitting in her mailbox.  Like a true man.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1955 on: May 21, 2013, 01:56:22 am »
That really would be a good date, because it takes skill to do those things simultaneously.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1956 on: May 21, 2013, 05:17:44 am »
So, I may be on national television in the upcoming future. I kind of ended up having a deep and detailed conversation with a woman only to find out she is putting together a reality show that looks like it will air on TLC. So, yeah, pretty cool.

I also wound up being interviewed for a local lesbian magazine. Also, pretty cool.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1957 on: May 21, 2013, 11:16:20 am »
You'd better keep us up to date on it. I'm gonna record that shiz.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1958 on: May 21, 2013, 11:19:44 am »
Awesome, I want to see Queen on TV.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1959 on: May 21, 2013, 11:36:24 am »
Awesome, I want to see Queen on TV.

I'll keep everyone up to date, but knowing my luck & how those shows are, I doubt much will come of it. Even so, it was still cool having that chat and the whole TV possibility did get my head in the clouds for the weekend  ::)

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1960 on: May 21, 2013, 02:43:57 pm »
That is super exciting Queen!

A shipment of sheet moss I got for the shady part of my garden came today, but it's raining like crazy, so I get to blow off installing it (it'll be fine as it was packed to survive).

My whole day yesterday was spent solving one small crises after another with several of my elderly neighbors having minor water seepage into their back doors from all the rain...I was the wet/dry shop vac heroine!
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1961 on: May 22, 2013, 02:31:14 am »
Went to a friend's birthday dinner at a sushi restaurant. Declined any cocktails (since they were goddamn $9), but it was nice to see people I've barely or never interacted with since high school and show how I've changed.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1962 on: May 22, 2013, 02:58:36 am »
Legacy of Romulus dropped tonight.

Ironbite-so...so happy.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1963 on: May 22, 2013, 04:29:31 am »


Got this awesome new wallet at Wall-World!

It didn't have a price tag on it, so I wasn't sure I was going to get it until I saw a price. And since it's a licensed character, I expected it to be at least $10. But the guy at the till clearly didn't want to bother getting a manager or looking up the price or anything, so instead he just scanned the previous item a second time and called it even. What did he scan? An eighty-cent packet of key tags.

I'm looking up the same wallet now online (for some reason, Wal Mart doesn't have it on their website), and they keep showing it for $12 - $20. So basically I got a freaking $20 wallet for less than a dollar thanks to a very lazy cashier at Wally World. Heeee! ^_^
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1964 on: May 22, 2013, 05:18:28 am »
Legacy of Romulus dropped tonight.

Ironbite-so...so happy.

That makes one of us. My account has been hijacked and I still haven't been able to get it sorted out yet. :'(
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