Anything Good Happen Today?

[ironbite]

I have Twinkies. Call me a fat fuck if you will, but I've always wanted to try those little suckers.

...And they taste like shit. Fucking hell, I paid $12 for those things.

And yet you will crave more and more and more until you're house smells like shitty cream filling.

Ironbite-good jorb.

[Art Vandelay]

Now that you mention it, I did go through the entire box pretty quickly, shitty aftertaste and all. If they weren't as nigh-on impossible to find over here as they are, I could have a serious problem on my hands.

[RavynousHunter]

I'M DONE!  My last final was done just over an hour ago.  It was calculus and it was suspiciously easy, even after triple-checking my answers.  I suspect that the professor took it easy on us since he's retiring once he posts our grades.

I am going to fucking nap now and will proceed to get blind, stinking drunk after dinner with either Kraken and/or Cruzan 151.  My liver will hate me, but fuck it, I am god damned partying because I'm confident that I did very well on all my exams; my health can get fucked.

[The_Queen]

I'M DONE!  My last final was done just over an hour ago.  It was calculus and it was suspiciously easy, even after triple-checking my answers.  I suspect that the professor took it easy on us since he's retiring once he posts our grades.

I am going to fucking nap now and will proceed to get blind, stinking drunk after dinner with either Kraken and/or Cruzan 151.  My liver will hate me, but fuck it, I am god damned partying because I'm confident that I did very well on all my exams; my health can get fucked.

That is the attitude to have. Go you!

[Sigmaleph]

I'm done moving! I now live in a different place.

[Søren]

I started driving lessons recently. Turns out Im pretty good at it.

My sister came over, and mum has been super determined to not let me in her car.

My sister then convinced mum to let me drive around and get her opinion.

She thought lui would go onto her side and say no if I did well. Which I did, so now mom is giving me control of her car. That sigh of defeat though...

[Lana Reverse]

I found this Daily Mail headline generator. The last one I got was "COULD THE METRIC SYSTEM BURGLE YOUR CHILDREN?"

[rookie]

I'm unemployed at the moment so I can get ready to move. No more running a restaurant for at least the next 5 weeks! 

[Askold]

NEW PHONE! ...After the old one broke down. I mean, the battery needed recharging after 2 hours of use and it kept tilting so badly that I had to remove the battery to get it to restart at least once per day but I was trying to use it as long as possible. Now I finally gave up after it stopped recognizing the SIM card (nothing wrong with the card, I checked that first) and went and bought an Xcover 3. Feels like I'm a traitor buying the first non-Finnish mobile phone I've ever had but it should be a tough one and it was reasonably cheap.

...Though now I am going to have to copy all the old phone numbers manually because the old phone refuses to give up her secrets.

[Søren]

I bought a kindle.

Office works fucked up and sent me two. Im giving the second to my boyfriend whos going to give me a hundred for it.

[RavynousHunter]

Got my final grades in for my first semester of university.  Aside from that one class about Linux, where I apparently missed an assignment I swore I did and ended up with a C overall, I got an A and 3 Bs.  If my math's right, that puts me at a 3.75 GPA for the semester.  Not bad, not bad at all...

[Art Vandelay]

Played a game of Cards Against Humanity with the family. We went through the entire deck in around four hours, during which time we all almost pissed ourselves pretty much every round.

We need to get our hands on the rest of the expansions.

[Art Vandelay]

New laptop arrived today. Tried a few games out on it, and my god, the frames. The sweet, delicious frames. I have more frames than an overstocked art supplies warehouse. Games that would dip down into the single digits on my old machine are now silky smooth, like a hairless Filipino boy's buttered anus.

So far, it's been worth every last cent.

[rookie]

It hasn't been long yet, but I've been completely utterly heart wrenchingly sober since the start of the new year. No booze, no weed, no nothing.

[lord gibbon]

My long unworking email account is back up, meaning my new computer is almost finished.