Why is every on-call doctor I've dealt with a complete asshole? First, it should not take nearly two hours for me to finally reach one. The place I called paged the bitch three times and she still refused to call me, so we ended up having one of the secretaries call her directly with me on the line so I could finally talk to her. Then she sounded annoyed as fuck that I had the nerve to contact her, as if I had interrupted a critical part of her day. And jesus christ, she was dumber than a fucking watermelon. I tell her my problem and she basically says, "Yeah, you might want to see a doctor for that." Really? REALLY? No fucking shit, Sherlock, I called to fucking ask you what precautions I should take right now because I can't get into the doctor immediately, but apparently you obtained your degree from Dumbfucks R Us. Now go practice medicine on fucking Mercury, because you sure as hell don't need to be damaging anymore humans here with your bullshit.