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Offline Osama bin Bambi

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Re: Now this is different...
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2012, 03:58:26 pm »
Judaism has more of a "purgatory" than a hell where souls go to get their sins washed away, and then they're reborn. It's a washing machine, not a garbage dump. Regardless, there is not an exact doctrine on the afterlife, so it is open to speculation. http://judaism.about.com/od/judaismbasics/a/Afterlife-In-Judaism-Jewish-Beliefs.htm
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Re: Now this is different...
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2012, 05:15:43 pm »
I thought Hell was ancient Hebrew for Northern New Jersey.
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Re: Now this is different...
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2012, 07:52:44 pm »
Yeah, I hear the existance of a hell (or at least the fire and brimstone one) is only accepted in fundie circles anymore.  Most just view it as a state of mind or "seperation from God".    These wackos are saying that Christians need to repent or they will end up in a lake of fire, which is borrowed from Revelations.  Ironically, their language about repentance and threats of a lake of fire sound a lot like Christian concepts.   

As far as Satan, some people think Satan possessed the talking snake.  I'm not kidding.  These are Christian fundies, but it covers the Old Testament (and is a pretty hillarious read).  It's amazing the leaps people make to wrap their head around such absurd concepts. 
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Re: Now this is different...
« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2012, 03:56:12 pm »
Quote from: Old Viking on March 17, 2012, 05:15:43 pm
I thought Hell was ancient Hebrew for Northern New Jersey.

No. Northern New Jersey is Hebrew for Hell.

Also, Wykked Wytch, stop stealing my thunder! I'M supposed to be the resident expert on Jewish theology!
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Re: Now this is different...
« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2012, 07:52:01 pm »
Quote from: Meshakhad on March 19, 2012, 03:56:12 pm
Quote from: Old Viking on March 17, 2012, 05:15:43 pm
I thought Hell was ancient Hebrew for Northern New Jersey.

No. Northern New Jersey is Hebrew for Hell.

Also, Wykked Wytch, stop stealing my thunder! I'M supposed to be the resident expert on Jewish theology!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woySeSNBL3o" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woySeSNBL3o</a>

If it's any consolation, I don't understand a lick of Hebrew, and you seem proficient enough to at least swear in it.
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Re: Now this is different...
« Reply #20 on: March 19, 2012, 07:59:47 pm »
Quote from: Old Viking on March 17, 2012, 05:15:43 pm
I thought Hell was ancient Hebrew for Northern New Jersey.

And that is why Aqua Teen Hunger Force takes place there.
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Re: Now this is different...
« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2012, 09:21:14 pm »
REPENT OF YOUR CHRISTIANITY OR BURN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE FOREVER!

Somebody post this on Rapture Ready so we can enjoy watching the fundies brains asplode!
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Re: Now this is different...
« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2012, 12:10:23 am »
Quote from: Tolpuddle Martyr on March 19, 2012, 09:21:14 pm
REPENT OF YOUR CHRISTIANITY OR BURN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE FOREVER!

Somebody post this on Rapture Ready so we can enjoy watching the fundies brains asplode!

On another note, oh dear god that site layout is atrocious.

The site admin is also a Paulbot.

http://www.torahandspirit.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5
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